Wheeler Puns

A list of puns related to "Wheeler"

What's the difference between a horribly dressed person on a two wheeler and a nicely dressed person on a three wheeler?

Attire

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👤︎ u/makunahatata27
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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How do you call that two-wheeler that equally loves men and women?

A bicycle

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👤︎ u/CoherentDiscoPanda
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.

They told him that he was missing attire

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👤︎ u/Kashindabank
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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What did the dad say after getting run over by an 18 wheeler?

I’ve never been more tired in my life!

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👤︎ u/cantfindausernameffs
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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Did you guys see the preview for the movie about the worlds biggest 18-wheeler?

It was one really long trailer.

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👤︎ u/Challengedildo
📅︎ May 12 2019
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An 18-wheeler filled with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway today.

Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours!

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👤︎ u/skydivinghuman
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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A psychic got in a head on collision with an 18 wheeler

I can't believe she didn't see it coming.

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👤︎ u/clitbeastwood
📅︎ Jul 26 2015
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Not to get all political in this sub, but...

Did you guys know that the guy who was recently pepper sprayed by Portland's mayor is a big dairy heir?

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👤︎ u/DieFlavourMouse
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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UPS freight truck driver dropped this one today

Truck driver comes in my shop for a pick up. When asked how he was doing today he responds, "Last night I dreamed I was a muffler, when I woke up this morning I was exhausted."

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👤︎ u/shteak
📅︎ Jul 07 2015
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Got my partner at work with this zinger earlier

So we were driving up the highway and an 18 wheeler with a trailer full of ladders drives past. She says I wonder where it's going. Without skipping a beat I retorted with "high places"

Groans ensued.

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👤︎ u/jonnymoon5
📅︎ May 11 2015
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Got dad joked by my friend on the highway

Driving down the highway i see a budlight 18 wheeler.

Me: look at the Budlight truck, it only has one axle on the trailer.

Friend: yeah, because it is a light beer.

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👤︎ u/TheWashyJosh
📅︎ Jun 07 2014
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