On my way home from work on October 20th, I saw a house in what the night before was a vacant lot. The next night, it wasn't there. Then, on November 19th it was back. But it was gone the next day.
I suspect it will be there December 18th as well. I think it's a werehouse.
What’s the difference between Mike Tyson’s next opponent and a castle closing its drawbridge?
One’s going to get their lights knocked out, the other is going to get their knights locked out.
what do you call it when 2 cysts are right next to each other?
What do you call a former Vice President who tells you what to do next?
From my 14-year-old son: "Hey day, what's it called when you're playing chess and planning your next move?"
I listened to a Coldplay song. You know what happens next. No ?
A group of Artists can never choose what to do next…
What do you call the sage advice from the guy at the urinal next to you?
What is the favorite fruit of a couple too afraid to take the next step?
Two limbo players walk into a bar and guess what happened next.
Do you know what is Audi's next evolution?
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet. What happened next, shocked me!
What planet is next to Uranus?
What do you call horses next door?
Do you know what’s next after the USA?
Whats the last thing a serial killer hears before he kills his next victim
What are the chances of seeing a skinny man next to a catholic woman?
A dad and son drove by a golf course next to a few houses the son asked “what happens if the ball lands in the house”
The dad said “it’s a home-in-one”
I cut down a tree in my yard, but I don't know what to do next.
I figured out what the next fast and furious movie will be called
C4 yourself what happens next week!
Now that the USA is no longer the pre-eminent superpower of the world, what's next?
What's Bobby flay going to name his next daughter?
What’s everyone doing next month?
Cause I’m not sure - I don’t have 2020 vision.
You’re welcome,
Dad
What did the lawyer wear to his next case?
What do you call a pair of crows sitting next to each other?
An attempted murder.
*A group of crows is called a murder.
A friend of mine collects info and puns about crows and told me this one.
I can see exactly what will happen next year
Because I have 2020 vision.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
This poor sea creature hit an iceberg !...what happens next romaines to be seen.....
What’s worse that peeing next to a man?
Peeing next to a man who ate asparagus.
My wife asked me what I have planned for next month. I told her I don't know.
I don't have 20/20 vision.
Ask me what I’m doing next week.
I don’t know, I don’t have 20/20 vision.
What lives next-door to you but declines every question?
I saw a Japanese girl crying next to the road and asked what was wrong. I ordered a car for her, but...
she refused and kept saying, "Oniisan! Oniisan!".
What do you call the horses that live next door?
What do you call the person next to me.
What's the name of country next to the USA?
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