Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are always sick on weekdays.

Me: It must be my weekend immune system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Why can't a librarian go on a weekday lunch date?

They're always booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Weekdays. Get it? HAH
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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I just found out what weekday the 22.02.2022 will be.

And no I know why we call it twosday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vylexx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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Every phone call on a weekday.

Call Dad

Dad: Hey. What's up?

Me: Not much. Just got out of class.

Dad: You peasant. You have no class.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffmanzadah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2014
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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An English lady, while vacationing in Switzerland, fell in love with a small town and the surrounding countryside.

She asked the pastor of a local church if he knew of any houses with rooms to rent that were close to town, but out in the country. The pastor kindly drove her out to see a house with a room to rent. She loved the house and decided to rent the room. Then, the lady returned to her home in England to make her final preparations to move to Switzerland.

When she arrived back home, the thought occurred to her that she had not seen a β€œW.C.” in the room or even down the hall. (A W.C. is short for β€œwater closet” and is what the English call a toilet.) So she immediately emailed the pastor to ask him where the β€œW.C.” is located.

The Swiss pastor had never heard of a β€œW.C.,” and so he Googled the abbreviation and found an article titled β€œWayside Chapels.” Thinking that the English lady was asking about a country church to attend near her new home, the pastor responded as follows:

Ms. Smith,

I look forward to your move. Regarding your question about the location of the W.C., the closest W.C. is situated only two miles from the room you have rented, in the center of a beautiful grove of pine trees. The W.C. has aΒ maximum occupancy of 229 people, but not that many people usually go on weekdays. I suggest youΒ plan to go on Thursday evenings when there is a sing-along. The acoustics are remarkable and the happy sounds of so many people echo throughout the W.C.

Sunday mornings are extremely crowded. The locals tend to arrive early and many bring their lunches to make a day of it. Those who arrive just in time can usually be squeezed into the W.C. before things start, but not always. Best to go early if you can!

It may interest you to know that my own daughter was married in the W.C. and it was there that she met her husband. I remember how everyone crowded in to sit close to the bride and groom. There were two people to a seat ordinarily occupied by one, but our friends and family were happy to share. Β I will admit that my wife and I felt particularly relieved when it was over. We were truly wiped out.

Because of my responsibilities in town, I can’t go as often as I used to. In fact, I haven’t been in well over a year. I can tell you I really miss regularly going to the W.C. Let’s plan on going together for your first visit. I can reserve us seats where you will be seen by all.

Sincerely,

Pastor Kurt Meier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday is a weekday...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I'm not feeling very strong today.

Because it's a weekday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfb1337
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2015
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My son asked me if I was free this weekend.

I said that I wasn't, but that I am on discount on weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolanoymoushaha
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Nothing interesting ever happens on Sunday.

It's basically just a glorified weekday...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghosttwo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Pregnant mom's dad joke

Pregnant woman walks into the office.

Co-worker: "Are you going to bring the baby into work?"

Pregnant mom: "I already do -- every weekday."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fracturedcrayon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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My boss said, β€œI find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

I said, β€œIt must be my weekend immune system.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are sick only on weekdays.

Me: It must be my weakened immune system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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My boss said "I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays."

I said, "It must be my weekend immune system."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What are the strongest days of the week??

Saturday and Sunday...bc the rest are β€œweekdays”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CraZcraaacker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The others are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week ?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are just weekdays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Girlfriend just dropped this Dad joke on me...

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday! All the rest are week days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Licbo101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2014
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week?

saturday and sunday, the rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Which days of the week are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are all weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyliepaigex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday- the rest are weekdays but Saturday and Sunday are where the weekends!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacob0088
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The others are weekdays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What days are the strongest?

Saturdays and Sundays

The rest are weekdays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXAnimeAngelXx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davis99999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday,the rest are weekdays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLGBANANABUS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday & Sunday

The rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cadepilbeam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thegip11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnysmart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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Which days of the week are strongest?

Saturday and Sunday... The rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greggo317
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2016
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