The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
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Puns for the name βLierinβ? (Lee-air-in)
At my high school thereβs a tradition for the seniors to get sweatshirts with punny names on the back. Iβve already thought of mine but my friend is at a loss. Her name is Lierin, accent on the second syllable, pronounced βLee-air-inβ. any ideas?
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︎ May 18 2021
Air conditioning pun thread
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
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When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now itβs $1
Thatβs inflation for ya
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︎ Apr 05 2021
To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool airβ¦
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︎ May 21 2021
What inspired Bach to compose βAir on the G Stringβ?
When his wife farted in her thong.
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︎ May 23 2021
My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..
Personally I'm not a fan.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
I went to an open-air cafe yesterday and it rained.
It took me four hours to eat my soup.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What kind of food is in the air
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︎ Apr 26 2021
So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..
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︎ Mar 06 2021
My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I donβt like it.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
If the air conditioning in your car dies, you just need some WD-40.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I used to date a air hostess from Helsinki...
I dropped her off to work last week and she just vanished into Finnair.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Caught my kids throwing sticks of butter up in the air in our backyard.
They said they wanted to see butterflies!
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︎ Mar 24 2021
I was walking out of the store when I was approached by a crazed man who threw a short but large nail into the air.
He seemed non-aggressive at first, but heβs quite angry now and it appears Iβm under a tack.
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Why are models against air conditioning?
Because they use OnlyFans
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.
But I guess thatβs just inflation.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.
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Why did Billy ride a hot air balloon?
He wanted to be a Billyonair.
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Strippers don't have air conditioners in their houses.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.
I guess, that's inflation.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...
It's written in the key of B flat.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.
Police say, they have several leads.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What do you use to clean the air?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
We got our air ducts cleaned today
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︎ Jan 06 2021
We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Haha air go bbrr
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Everyone at my therapistβs office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What do all new Reddit Accounts have in common with the new MacBook Air?
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︎ May 23 2020
My wife loves it that I blow cold air on her when she's too hot...
Personally, I'm not a fan.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now itβs $1.50. You know why?
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Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Strippers don't have air-conditioners in their houses.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now itβs $1.50
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Air used to be free and now itβs 1.75 you know why?
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