Last name wedding pun?!
The male's last name is flowers. What's a cute pun to use with his last name for the wedding? It'll be the hashtag :)
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︎ Mar 09 2017
Request: Wedding Puns
Hello fellow pun connoisseurs,
Friends of mine just recently had a bit of a shotgun wedding. I'm vowing to prepare a statement for them in celebration The bride is particularly fond of puns. While I've been grooming myself for this for some time, any matrimonial/wedding puns that I might consider would be much appreciated. It would be the best, man!
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︎ Jun 29 2013
Looking for space puns!
My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?
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︎ Sep 15 2019
The wedding was so touching that
even the cake was in tiers.
Edit: Thank you so much guys! I never expected this to reach 10k upvotes! You guys truly made my day.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldnβt open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Did you hear why melons have big elaborate weddings?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What did you think of the two antennasβ wedding?
The ceremony wasnβt much, but the reception was great!
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much
But the reception was incredible.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
NEED A WEDDING HASHTAG
My friend Jenn is getting married to her fiancΓ©, Luc. Her last name is Yahiro, but she is taking his last name Freyer (pronounced fry-err). Any ideas??
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︎ Nov 07 2020
At his wedding, my buddy called me the worst best man he has ever seen.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Mon, Wed, Fri, Sun- its Greg Tues, Thurs, Sat- its Ian
It's the GregorIan Calendar.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?
Because they could elope.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.....
He would be the Pastor of Muppets
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︎ Oct 09 2020
My daughter's wedding was very emotional for everyone.
Even the cake was in tiers.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Why does a bride always cry at her wedding?
Cus she never marries the best man
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︎ Nov 15 2020
The wedding went off without a hitch.
The groom stormed off and all the guests started fighting.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
How did they fund four weddings and a funeral?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I went to a wedding a few weeks ago for two antennas.
The ceremony was decent, but the reception was amazing!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I was recording my wifeβs speech at her parentsβ 50th wedding anniversary, but my battery died halfway through.
Now Iβll never hear the end of it.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I sent an invitation to 40 of my German friends to come to my wedding
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Did you know that there was a wedding that was broadcast over the radio?
The ceremony turned out wonderful but the reception was awful.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasnβt allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew heβd give a French toast, and they said it wasnβt worth the pain.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Aaah yess sire,
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︎ Sep 13 2020
A guy walks into a wedding reception
He goes up to the bartender and asks "Is this the punch-line? "
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︎ Oct 07 2020
The taylor at the local men's clothing shop kept trying to help me find wedding attire despite my wishes. He finally gave up and said
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Wedding Jokes Needed
Iβm officiating a wedding Saturday and want to weave in some of your finest. Please share some of your best to help me deliver some laughs!
Edit: ... help me deliver some eye rolls and long nasal exhalations.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why do melons have such big planned weddings?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What did the bird say at his wedding
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why was the penguin late to his own wedding?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What do you call the guys who sweep up after a wedding?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What is a Russian wedding called?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What is the cookie's favorite dance at the wedding?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
My wife emailed me pictures of our wedding, but I couldnβt open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
The wedding vows were so touching...
Even the cake was in tiers.
(Obligatory cake day joke.)
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I just went to an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I went to a wedding for two antennas
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great .
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︎ Oct 05 2020
My wedding was beautiful!
Even the cake was in tiers!
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︎ Sep 01 2020
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I canβt seem to open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Everyone at our wedding cried
Even our wedding cake was in tiers
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Our wedding was so beautiful
Even the cake was in tiers!
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︎ Jul 20 2020
During his wedding, my friend told me that I was the worst best man he has ever seen.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What should you call a Russian Wedding?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why do brides cry at the wedding ?
Because they never marry the best man !
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