I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My wife and I watched 3 movies back to back last night.

Luckily I was the one facing the screen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deedubya8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I finally watched Dirty Dancing for the first time.

I had the time of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend

Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Watched a documentary on burping...

Think it was a repeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.

...It was Kief or Southernland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?

He ogre-dosed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Communists around the world watched gleefully as the Washington riots unfolded.

Karl Marx was right when he wrote Das Capitol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/praisethelort
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I recently watched a documentary on how ships are made

It was Riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I watched a documentary about graphs, but it was really disappointing.

The plot was predictable. The special f(x) was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I watched a Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay video and there were lots of bugs in it.

There was a bug where an NPC in the game just phases through a door like there’s nothing right there.

Guess that’s what you get when watching a walkthrough gameplay video.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudoku12
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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A watched pot never boils...

The water does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyMyFellowDudes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I recently watched "Nosferatu" for the first time. Interesting. Now, I'm checking out "Nosfera 2: New Berlin-ings".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stumpjungle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I watched an old lady in a head wrap get mugged for her purse before she quickly stabbed the man and took it back.

It was a shawl shank redemption

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πŸ‘€︎ u/De_Salvation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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i watched "Frozen" once

it was good but i had to let it go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I just watched a Movie about a y= x graph!

The plot was a bit predictable

And a little flat!

Had good Special f(x) though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I watched a film about a goverment loan. There was a lot of action.

It was a bond movie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hornyonion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I watched Aladdin lastnight

it opened up a whole new world for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I recently watched a documentary on Mike Tyson. I had no idea he was so religious...

He kept saying he likes to hit people in the FAITH!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyrojodge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What did Baby Yoda say the first time he watched The Mandalorian on a high-def screen?

Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.

The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Just watched a video about fancy drills

It was pretty boring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/padawack2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What did Abraham Lincoln say when he watched a Call of Duty killcam?

Nice play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePegaKris
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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β€œPoor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, β€œSo how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, β€œYou’re the eighth.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Just watched a movie where the main protagonist decapitates a guy with a car’s rear fin.

Oh sorry, β€œSPOILERS A HEAD”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bentup85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I watched a dwarf escape from prison today. As he climbed down the fence, he smirked at me.

I thought to myself, "Hmmm, that's a little condescending."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kordesii2358
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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"So you stood there and watched while I dropped all of the laundry?"

"Yep, I watched it all unfold."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Just watched an episode of MasterChef. The contestants had to successfully infuse a lump of meat with THC or get eliminated

I guess you could say the steaks were high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ife2105
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I watched a documentary about frogs

It was ribbeting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13Ergophobia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I just watched a video of a drill.

It was a bit boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derextus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Today I watched all the Thor movies

'cause it's Thor'sday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anish-Roy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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You’ll likely get this if you watched Russell Crowe in Master and Commander...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/renoraid
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I watched The Labyrinth today

It was Amazing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJWIZARD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Just watched two Silkworms chase each other up a leaf..

..It ended in a Tie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I watched a TV programme about the House of Lords last week. But I wasn’t really concentrating so I’m going to have to watch it again.

That’ll be the Peer review.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back

Luckily I was the one facing the TV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

Must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Last night me and my wife watched three movies back to back.

Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yazinak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My friend and I watched 2 movies back to back

Luckily I was the one facing the TV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gcd_cbs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row and now I feel a little sick.

Must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I just watched a program about beavers

It was the best dam program I've ever seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractalrain39
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Last night I watched a documentary on how ships are made.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonDanziger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I have ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.

The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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