Warning...."To the person who stole my glasses....."

"I'll find you....I have contacts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE

Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILikeCodecaine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Christmas warning

A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people. Tonight, I was at a friend's house for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many Jack Daniels and then went onto the Bailey's. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at my friend's house, and took the bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint at the top of the road where they were pulling over cars and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was on the bus, they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I’m not even sure where I got it from...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanilakodey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Sturgeon General’s Warning

β€œPlease don’t eat caviarβ€”it’s our children!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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(trigger warning)

︻╦╀──

Stock and barrel too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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WARNING! Your PC isn't protected and you are susceptible to Trojans!

Download GREEK Protector today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpongeWTF
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Warning: Long read

Reeeeeaaaaaaaaaad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redlion59
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I got a warning message from a mod saying β€œmy jokes are bringing to much religion and politics into this sub”

I replied saying β€œlet the people in this sub decide, for christ sake”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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WARNING: There is an email going around offering processed pork, Gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN

It’s spam

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Warning PG

Woodehouse will have you in splits!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Warning!

Be aware We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up last night and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!WTF??!!! I thought what the hell is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ... And there it was ... ... A Peeking Duck!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weedwacker01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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*Warning Spoiler*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1toom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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[Warning]: 18+
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Warning: when you host a lobster race, all shell can break loose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maddawg90
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Trig-ger warning [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterKnifeComics
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What's the only root veggie that comes with a warning?

Butternut squash

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Food contamination warning!

Hope this is the right sub but this is something I need to share. Do not eat peanuts right now, if you do examine them carefully. There has been a fungus that has infected most of the peanut crops in north America. From the outside they look fine but if you bite into the nut you may notice a small black center. By then it's too late. The black center at early stages can cause digestive issues but if the entire nut is black it can cause failure of the nervous system and respiratory complications. There are pests that have laid their eggs in these plants and tiny microorganisms have developed in these plants. They leech into the fruit causing the black color. Ingestion can cause all sorts of troubles from diarrhea to death. These creatures are fatal. That's why you should always watch out for the creature from the black legume.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prawncracker92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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The guy who colors the cloth quit my uncle's factory without warning.

My uncle's in dyer need.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call a warning given out by a rattlesnake?

A cautionary tail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Warning: Don't sleep beneath someone sleeping in a hammock...

...or you'll be under a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BonetoneJJ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Warning: Nerd Puns Ahead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrShaunce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.

It’s spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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WARNING!!! Do NOT open any email(s) from Hormel Foods...

It might be SPAM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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This is a tornado warning

No tornadoes better come round here

(SCTV)

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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[WARNING] over 16 please

17

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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WARNING- If you dont social distance yourself now, you will

vent later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Warning, this is a huge spoiler

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0699/6735/products/mini-wing-spoiler_copy_x1400.jpg?v=1508404270

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davilopy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Warning: major spoilers ahead!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny2_yespapa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Warning: be careful of your Christmas trees,

You might get tinsel-itus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Quick health warning: You can’t touch this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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I had to go to a specialist to check out my bladder. The guy I saw was frickin jacked and kept warning me not to forget an umbrella.

I was like what are you some kinda meaty urologist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheelyMac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Warning! 18+

Today is election day in Canada, go out and vote!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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We must have missed the warning sines.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system

He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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!!!Trigger Warning!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredCash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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The cops are warning us about a serial killer who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts.

The police are saying that he’s still at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Had a conversation with my buddy about the Eli movie on Netflix, I think I did it right (Spoiler warning)

Buddy: Wait, so their idea was, "Your son is the devil, we can fix that with a bone marrow transplant and a virus?"

Me: No, I think they were lying about the retrovirus and just putting holy water and stuff into the marrow to exorcise him. That is my guess because they were just nuns, not real doctors.

Buddy: But, when he was freaking out at the end didn't the nurse say, "The gene therapy would have worked, but he was just too strong!"

Me: Oh yeah, maybe they had some of Jesus's DNA. So, instead of the CRISPR gene they use the CHRISTR gene....

I got an eye roll! No kids yet, but at least I know I can rise to the occasion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P-Ritch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Warning to all people who aren't 21 years old!

If you're not 21 years old, you won't be able to live in a hotel because it's a hot ale. I hope you understood, and don't do that under any (air) conditioning!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMax0803
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Men's Bathroom warning

If you don't aim well , urinal'ot of trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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FDA releases a new warning for black licorice this trick or treat season.

"It tastes like shit"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmisson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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CDC is warning farmers of a new virus rapidly spreading among barn-cats and farm-dogs nationwide

They are calling it β€œWoof and Meowth disease”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-real-Morbo-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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WARNING: ENDGAME SPOILER
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πŸ‘€︎ u/average_at_life
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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[Warning]: 18++
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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[Warning: 18+]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Spoiler warning

https://i.imgur.com/gfn0utP.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuckingFagical
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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