Tornado warning Puns

No tornadoes better come round here

(SCTV)

Multiple tornado warnings in south central Wisconsin where I live and my dad's first response is "We better not have a tornado. I just mowed the lawn, I don't want my house's debris all over it."

I'm at work and we had to go to the basement because of a tornado warning.

I tell him the situation and he says, "Its fine, you can leave once this all blows over."

Referring to the news channel's explanation of the tornado warning in Sacramento, CA, my dad yelled sarcastically from downstairs:

"Half dollar sized hail!...how much does a piece of hail cost?!"

I could practically hear the look on his face when I didn't respond.