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πŸ‘€︎ u/1toom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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What do you call a warning given out by a rattlesnake?

A cautionary tail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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The guy who colors the cloth quit my uncle's factory without warning.

My uncle's in dyer need.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Food contamination warning!

Hope this is the right sub but this is something I need to share. Do not eat peanuts right now, if you do examine them carefully. There has been a fungus that has infected most of the peanut crops in north America. From the outside they look fine but if you bite into the nut you may notice a small black center. By then it's too late. The black center at early stages can cause digestive issues but if the entire nut is black it can cause failure of the nervous system and respiratory complications. There are pests that have laid their eggs in these plants and tiny microorganisms have developed in these plants. They leech into the fruit causing the black color. Ingestion can cause all sorts of troubles from diarrhea to death. These creatures are fatal. That's why you should always watch out for the creature from the black legume.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prawncracker92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Warning: Don't sleep beneath someone sleeping in a hammock...

...or you'll be under a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BonetoneJJ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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This is a tornado warning

No tornadoes better come round here

(SCTV)

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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[Warning]: 18+
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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WARNING!!! Do NOT open any email(s) from Hormel Foods...

It might be SPAM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Warning: Nerd Puns Ahead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrShaunce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Spoiler warning for cars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChitvanSingh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.

It’s spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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WARNING- If you dont social distance yourself now, you will

vent later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I had to go to a specialist to check out my bladder. The guy I saw was frickin jacked and kept warning me not to forget an umbrella.

I was like what are you some kinda meaty urologist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheelyMac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Warning: be careful of your Christmas trees,

You might get tinsel-itus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system

He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Warning: major spoilers ahead!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny2_yespapa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Warning! 18+

Today is election day in Canada, go out and vote!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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!!!Trigger Warning!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredCash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Warning, this is a huge spoiler

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0699/6735/products/mini-wing-spoiler_copy_x1400.jpg?v=1508404270

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davilopy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Winter Warning

Hey guys! Now that winter is upon us I just want to let you know if you find yourself getting cold and don’t have a jacket you can always stand in a corner to warm up since they are always 90 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diapered247at24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Had a conversation with my buddy about the Eli movie on Netflix, I think I did it right (Spoiler warning)

Buddy: Wait, so their idea was, "Your son is the devil, we can fix that with a bone marrow transplant and a virus?"

Me: No, I think they were lying about the retrovirus and just putting holy water and stuff into the marrow to exorcise him. That is my guess because they were just nuns, not real doctors.

Buddy: But, when he was freaking out at the end didn't the nurse say, "The gene therapy would have worked, but he was just too strong!"

Me: Oh yeah, maybe they had some of Jesus's DNA. So, instead of the CRISPR gene they use the CHRISTR gene....

I got an eye roll! No kids yet, but at least I know I can rise to the occasion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P-Ritch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Quick health warning: You can’t touch this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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We must have missed the warning sines.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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FDA releases a new warning for black licorice this trick or treat season.

"It tastes like shit"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmisson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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The cops are warning us about a serial killer who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts.

The police are saying that he’s still at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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CDC is warning farmers of a new virus rapidly spreading among barn-cats and farm-dogs nationwide

They are calling it β€œWoof and Meowth disease”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-real-Morbo-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Warning to all people who aren't 21 years old!

If you're not 21 years old, you won't be able to live in a hotel because it's a hot ale. I hope you understood, and don't do that under any (air) conditioning!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMax0803
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Men's Bathroom warning

If you don't aim well , urinal'ot of trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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There was a whole wave of people quitting smoking when a government body put out a warning on cigarettes.

It was a surge in general.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojj351
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Made this a while back. Nothing too spectacular, just a trigger warning.

https://preview.redd.it/m3liaqm82wd21.png?width=1943&format=png&auto=webp&s=73addd8f55b7761903fe25477b2de256c26b606a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akikikio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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*Detective Pickachu spoiler warning* Why was the pikachu so funny?

Because he was dad on the inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dontinquire
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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*GOT spoilers warning*

Daenerys was going to rule Westeros.

But she didn’t have the heart for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimple007
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Dad got cuffed yesterday. He was let go with a stern warning...

Hopefully the new diet prescribed by his doctor will lower his blood pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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I’m selling a dead budgie, if anyone’s interested. Fair warning though -

It’s not going cheap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeoffB94
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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This warning label was misspelled,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toomuchtimewasted
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I was worried about the crackdown, but the egg police said omelette you go with a warning.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deblunked
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Warning: Content might not be suitable for kids.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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The warning light on my car said "A door is ajar"

I'm not falling for that again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc-1989
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Warning, Spoiler
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicSmashMan
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Warning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drassco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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State Police pulled me over for going 7 mph over the speed limit. He said he would let me off with a warning, though.

I said, "Thanks. You're a real trooper."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anyeyeball
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Warning! Criminal spotted

Breaking into homes, glueing people's lids on their toothpaste.

Be wary, and keep your ice white open.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turampi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Important safety warning!

An ancient Babylonian general was once involved in a plot to overthrow the king. His plot included a number of followers in the upper ranks of the army. However, his plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail. The king sentenced him to death without a trial.

However, from the jail he was able to secretly contact his followers to arrange to escape, meet his followers, and attack the king's palace at night. So the night before his scheduled execution, the general managed to escape from prison. He fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away, where his followers would meet him. However, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure if his cohorts would find the right ziggurat. By this time it was twilight, so he lit a small fire and sent smoke signals to indicate in which structure he was hiding.

However, the king's loyal soldiers saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and came to arrest him before he could meet his followers. He was executed later that day.

The moral of the story? WARNING: The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkBrokeMyPots
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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WARNING... Dad joke ahead. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjustinstockton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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The beam over the stairs in my house is a bit low, so I put up an appropriate warning sign. [yes, I'm a dad]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeronine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2013
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Just a warning....

If your wife says "I'll be back," You saying "I'll be front" does not get you sexy time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sineofthetimes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2016
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Nickelodeon Australia has a word of warning this Father's Day

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p6_dJDPgac0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBones90
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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The expression "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning" is really foreboding.

Get it? For boating?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freddy_schiller
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2014
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In response to winter storm warnings across western new york

I'm going on record to predict approximately 3.14 inches of snow tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jormono
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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I hate the warning message "for external use only" on antiseptic creams.

Yes yes I get it. You don't have to rub it in.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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Warning: EXTREMELY silly Halloween pun costume ideas youtube.com/watch?v=6Ui5e…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuckMyDax
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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Warning: 1. Several of these have been here before. 2. High groaner content buzzfeed.com/keenan/35-te…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danascot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2012
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Warning: musical pun

This Christmas, my dad, brother, and I went over to my grandfather's house to visit. My grandpa has a pool table, so we always play a couple games. Our teams were my dad and my brother against my grandpa and me. After his turn, my dad goes over to a piano in the corner of the room and starts playing Christmas tunes. His turn quickly comes up and he's still playing the festive tunes on the piano. My grandpa yells at him, "Hey! We're playing pool. Stop playing piano." My dad replies, "Fine! I'll play forte," and continued to play Jingle Bells, but very loudly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penislandbic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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Overheard a "dad joke" at a restaurant... wife gets up, presumably to go the washroom, and says.. "I will be right back." Husband replies, "thanks for the warning".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heavym
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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[Warning]: 18++
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Spoiler warning

https://i.imgur.com/gfn0utP.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuckingFagical
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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[Warning: 18+]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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