21 Hilarious Warehouses Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I went to a warehouse that held replacement keyboard keys. Huge bins overflowing with letters, numbers, function keys, boxes blocking the aisles full of arrows, and Windows and Apple keys. Space bars everywhere!

They were out of Control.

Luckily I found an Escape.

I got Home eventually.

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👤︎ u/phelyan

📅︎ May 30 2021

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A bird flew into the warehouse and we had to catch it

So we decided to set up a Boobie Trap

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👤︎ u/Canadianstig77

📅︎ Apr 29 2021

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Why did the master distiller put an elevator in the warehouse?

To lift his spirits

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👤︎ u/BigfootNick

📅︎ Apr 12 2021

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I went to my dads mirror warehouse

Upon further reflection i decided to leave

I just thought this up I hope its an original one

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👤︎ u/kaoskrim

📅︎ Dec 31 2020

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What do you call a warehouse full of ottomans?

The ottoman empire.

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👤︎ u/dabbinmechanic

📅︎ Dec 21 2020

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I was working my 9-5 at the paint supply warehouse, I just asked my boss for a raise

He handed me a ladder and asked if that was good enough

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👤︎ u/superto3

📅︎ Dec 27 2020

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I built a warehouse.

I call it, The Air and Space Museum.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz

📅︎ Aug 28 2020

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A chemical warehouse was robbed at gunpoint, the assailants cleaned out all stores of substances with pH above 7.

"All your base are belong to us"

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👤︎ u/HiddenLayer5

📅︎ Dec 10 2019

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You gotta be careful around warehouses.

Because during a full moon, they turn into a house.

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👤︎ u/NightSkye0174

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.

It's dishwasher safe!

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump

📅︎ Apr 29 2020

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A Jim Beam warehouse caught fire, destroying 40,000 barrels of bourbon. Warehouse workers were reported to be in "low spirits."

Seriously though, terrible loss.

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👤︎ u/relativelyben

📅︎ Jul 03 2019

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What do you call a sentient warehouse?

Aware-house

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👤︎ u/itsasaradactyl

📅︎ Dec 06 2019

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I went to a car show in a huge warehouse and everyone was just touching all the cars filling the huge room...

It was wall-to-wall car petting.

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👤︎ u/webguy1975

📅︎ Mar 08 2019

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Do you know why I consider my warehouse job a sacred thing?

Because worshipping pallets!

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👤︎ u/mrguykloss

📅︎ Feb 03 2019

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Why does the story end when you find out there is a secret warehouse full of planes on the end of a cliff?

It’s the cliffhanger

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👤︎ u/GeneralPurposeHuman

📅︎ Mar 08 2019

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My favorite part of working at a spice warehouse.

Running frantically up to my boss, and in a very panicked demenor just saying "We have a problem, we're out of Thyme!"

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👤︎ u/carnageraiser

📅︎ Apr 21 2016

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Wife mentioned there was a produce warehouse on fire near downtown.

I said, "Well, guess they didn't stock enough watermelon." She refuses to talk to me now...

Link: http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Smoke-Seen-for-Miles-from-Fire-near-Downtown-Dallas-422199263.html

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👤︎ u/BloodMC

📅︎ May 14 2017

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My dad told me to apply for a job at Men's Warehouse

He said a job like that would really suit me

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👤︎ u/totusestunus

📅︎ Apr 25 2014

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Just got some looks of disappointment from my warehouse coworkers

I grabbed a brand new pallet from the stack, turned to my coworker, and said "did I just have some ginger? Because this pallet is fresh!"

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👤︎ u/Jealentuss

📅︎ Dec 01 2015

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Found this gem on a pillar at my warehouse today

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👤︎ u/Syxrious

📅︎ Oct 27 2013

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You have to be carefull of warehouses.

At full moon they turn into houses.

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👤︎ u/spamblock

📅︎ Aug 08 2018

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