I went to a warehouse that held replacement keyboard keys. Huge bins overflowing with letters, numbers, function keys, boxes blocking the aisles full of arrows, and Windows and Apple keys. Space bars everywhere!

They were out of Control.

Luckily I found an Escape.

I got Home eventually.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/phelyan
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2021
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A bird flew into the warehouse and we had to catch it

So we decided to set up a Boobie Trap

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Canadianstig77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2021
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Why did the master distiller put an elevator in the warehouse?

To lift his spirits

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigfootNick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2021
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I went to my dads mirror warehouse

Upon further reflection i decided to leave

I just thought this up I hope its an original one

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a warehouse full of ottomans?

The ottoman empire.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dabbinmechanic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2020
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I was working my 9-5 at the paint supply warehouse, I just asked my boss for a raise

He handed me a ladder and asked if that was good enough

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superto3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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I built a warehouse.

I call it, The Air and Space Museum.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
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A chemical warehouse was robbed at gunpoint, the assailants cleaned out all stores of substances with pH above 7.

"All your base are belong to us"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HiddenLayer5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2019
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You gotta be careful around warehouses.

Because during a full moon, they turn into a house.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NightSkye0174
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2020
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I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.

It's dishwasher safe!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DinglebarryHandpump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2020
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A Jim Beam warehouse caught fire, destroying 40,000 barrels of bourbon. Warehouse workers were reported to be in "low spirits."

Seriously though, terrible loss.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/relativelyben
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2019
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What do you call a sentient warehouse?

Aware-house

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itsasaradactyl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2019
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I went to a car show in a huge warehouse and everyone was just touching all the cars filling the huge room...

It was wall-to-wall car petting.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2019
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Do you know why I consider my warehouse job a sacred thing?

Because worshipping pallets!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrguykloss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2019
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Why does the story end when you find out there is a secret warehouse full of planes on the end of a cliff?

It’s the cliffhanger

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GeneralPurposeHuman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2019
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My favorite part of working at a spice warehouse.

Running frantically up to my boss, and in a very panicked demenor just saying "We have a problem, we're out of Thyme!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/carnageraiser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21 2016
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Wife mentioned there was a produce warehouse on fire near downtown.

I said, "Well, guess they didn't stock enough watermelon." She refuses to talk to me now...

 

Link: http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Smoke-Seen-for-Miles-from-Fire-near-Downtown-Dallas-422199263.html

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BloodMC
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2017
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My dad told me to apply for a job at Men's Warehouse

He said a job like that would really suit me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totusestunus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2014
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Just got some looks of disappointment from my warehouse coworkers

I grabbed a brand new pallet from the stack, turned to my coworker, and said "did I just have some ginger? Because this pallet is fresh!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jealentuss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2015
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Found this gem on a pillar at my warehouse today
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Syxrious
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2013
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You have to be carefull of warehouses.

At full moon they turn into houses.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spamblock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2018
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