18 Hilarious Warehouse Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I went to my dads mirror warehouse

Upon further reflection i decided to leave

I just thought this up I hope its an original one

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👤︎ u/kaoskrim

📅︎ Dec 31 2020

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I was working my 9-5 at the paint supply warehouse, I just asked my boss for a raise

He handed me a ladder and asked if that was good enough

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👤︎ u/superto3

📅︎ Dec 27 2020

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What do you call a warehouse full of ottomans?

The ottoman empire.

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👤︎ u/dabbinmechanic

📅︎ Dec 21 2020

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I built a warehouse.

I call it, The Air and Space Museum.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz

📅︎ Aug 28 2020

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You gotta be careful around warehouses.

Because during a full moon, they turn into a house.

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👤︎ u/NightSkye0174

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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A chemical warehouse was robbed at gunpoint, the assailants cleaned out all stores of substances with pH above 7.

"All your base are belong to us"

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👤︎ u/HiddenLayer5

📅︎ Dec 10 2019

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I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.

It's dishwasher safe!

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump

📅︎ Apr 29 2020

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A Jim Beam warehouse caught fire, destroying 40,000 barrels of bourbon. Warehouse workers were reported to be in "low spirits."

Seriously though, terrible loss.

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👤︎ u/relativelyben

📅︎ Jul 03 2019

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What do you call a sentient warehouse?

Aware-house

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👤︎ u/itsasaradactyl

📅︎ Dec 06 2019

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I went to a car show in a huge warehouse and everyone was just touching all the cars filling the huge room...

It was wall-to-wall car petting.

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👤︎ u/webguy1975

📅︎ Mar 08 2019

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Do you know why I consider my warehouse job a sacred thing?

Because worshipping pallets!

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👤︎ u/mrguykloss

📅︎ Feb 03 2019

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Why does the story end when you find out there is a secret warehouse full of planes on the end of a cliff?

It’s the cliffhanger

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👤︎ u/GeneralPurposeHuman

📅︎ Mar 08 2019

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My favorite part of working at a spice warehouse.

Running frantically up to my boss, and in a very panicked demenor just saying "We have a problem, we're out of Thyme!"

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👤︎ u/carnageraiser

📅︎ Apr 21 2016

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Wife mentioned there was a produce warehouse on fire near downtown.

I said, "Well, guess they didn't stock enough watermelon." She refuses to talk to me now...

Link: http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Smoke-Seen-for-Miles-from-Fire-near-Downtown-Dallas-422199263.html

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👤︎ u/BloodMC

📅︎ May 14 2017

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My dad told me to apply for a job at Men's Warehouse

He said a job like that would really suit me

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👤︎ u/totusestunus

📅︎ Apr 25 2014

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Just got some looks of disappointment from my warehouse coworkers

I grabbed a brand new pallet from the stack, turned to my coworker, and said "did I just have some ginger? Because this pallet is fresh!"

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👤︎ u/Jealentuss

📅︎ Dec 01 2015

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Found this gem on a pillar at my warehouse today

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👤︎ u/Syxrious

📅︎ Oct 27 2013

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You have to be carefull of warehouses.

At full moon they turn into houses.

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👤︎ u/spamblock

📅︎ Aug 08 2018

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