I frikkin love high walls…
Just can’t get over them.
What is it called when the king starts getting fungus in the palace walls?
The wrong kind of crown molding
Anyone know that hyper Irish guy, always "bouncing off the walls"?
I have an Irish friend who always bounces off walls when he’s had a few beers
He’s called ‘Rick O’Shea’
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off of the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon does not do this....
The reason is, a coo sticks
What do you call an irish man bouncing off walls?
If these walls could talk…
They’d be very confused by this whole “clockwise” thing.
What did Mick Jagger do to the walls of his new bedroom?
My wife showed me some washable markers that she got for our son to write on the walls.
I asked her, "Why would you want to wash markers?"
How do people walk thru walls?
I heard mice in my walls so I called pest control
They took a look and said they were rats, technically squeaking.
There might be something wrong with the walls in our attic.
I'm going to describe it to you Asbestos I can.
I put a hammock up between two walls in my house
It really ties the room together.
Walked into my baby son’s nursery only to see my wife standing in poop with it smeared all over the walls and furniture asking, “Who did this?!”
I said it was not apparent.
Why are there walls around graveyards?
Because people are dying to get in 👻
A huge unexplained hole appeared in the walls of the local gym ladies changing room.
Officers are looking into it.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who bounces off the walls?
I can't get aroused by cracked bathroom walls.
It's a wrecked tile dysfunction.
What’s green and goes through walls?
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
What is red and goes through walls?
What invention allows us to see through walls?
What do you call an idiot that walks into walls?
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
My neighbours, the Razzis, have more photos on their walls than anyone I ever known.
Thanks to the Dad. Papa Razzi.
We have a decent sized backyard and I wanted the kids to experience hide and seek at a new level. I hired a carpenter and puzzle author to set up some walls and let me tell you, what they did...
So I ordered this thing off the Internet. It was an axe and in massive print it said NOT FOR ASCENDING WALLS. Anyway when the parcel arrived only half of it was there...
...it was a bit of an anticlimax.
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here.
reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
Saw a photo of a shack that had bailing twine holding the walls up
I gotta say, it really tied the room together...
Poop on the walls? POOcasso
Scientists have discovered a way to walk through walls....
Why do cemeteries have walls and fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in!
(My dad told me this one when we drove past a cemetery one day lol)
What are the walls on a house of cards made of?
People keep telling me to stop putting up walls
Did you hear about the Irishman who bounces off walls?
Is it normal for a Jedi to scale walls and obstacles with ease?
Yes, it’s parkour the force.
I hired a carpenter, but she'll only work on the walls, ceiling joists, doorframes, and windows.
Apparently floors are beneath her.
My friend hung up random stuff on the walls. I noticed this: Coca Korra
imgur.com/FATuzV0
I have bunch of stuffed yellow cabs on my walls
Why was the programmer always running into walls?
What do you call an Irishman who is bouncing off the walls?
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience.
The sound from a pigeon does not do this, the reason is a coo sticks.
I have an Irish friend with a great personality that always bounces off the walls.
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience
The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this because of a coo sticks.
Why are there walls around a cemetery?
Because people are dying to get in.
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however
The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.
The reason is a coo sticks.
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