What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
Where did the stripper go to vote ?
The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.
Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.
I was wondering what's taking them so long to count all the votes in Nevada
But I realized it's because their work is Neva Dan
The guy who mans the fishing rods on my boat tried to convince me to vote for a candidate. I fired him.
Pole workers aren't allowed to do that!
I don’t see how introverts can vote for Bernie.
I would figure they want anti-socialism.
The vote for better slides on school playgrounds is on the ballot this year.
Unfortunately, I live in a swing state.
Can I vote if I'm a pervert?
I don't want to come off as a tallywhacker?
Why would I vote for Joe?
He'll just be Biden his time.
Why do Libras always vote for Democratic candidates?
Please vote here: When a prince ties fabric around his neck, is it a scarf, cravat or an ascot?
Voting has ended. It's a tie.
What's the only way a horse knows how to vote?
In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...
... ‘Solo’ would win Hans down.
(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really “down” either. Shucks)
Why are horses bad at group votes?
Because they always say neigh.
I refuse to vote for anyone in the dried fruit competition.
There aren't any good candied-dates.
Democracy, it is your vote that counts
If you regret your vote in 2016, don't worry about it
In light of the recently release video of the democrats vs republicans asking why they are holding off the vote
What did the democrat say to the republican at the dinner?
Will you pass the bill already?!
Candidates for the president of the Evolution Society said that the anonymous votes were fudged...
But the committee assured them it was just natural selection!
My niece, currently living in another country, asked: Can you vote when you are abroad?
Me: You can now that women got the vote.
Why do farmers vote for mathematicians?
Because they're protractor
Please remember to vote today
and remember to call a doctor if your election lasts more than 4 hours.
"Vote for me, and we won't have BEEF. I hope to MEAT all of your expectations, but if we don't accomplish everything, don't have a COW."
I can’t vote today
I’m unable to maintain a full election.
How do horses decide on who they'll vote for?
Remember: Under Democracy, it's Your Vote that Counts!
Under Feudalism, it's Your Count that Votes!
from my brother
How does a dad joke get up votes?
It’s either really funny, or it’s really not.
Why is it stupid to vote for class president?
its only a minor election
Cast your vote, bitches (dogs, sires, and dams too)!
What is it called when the board of a company unanimously votes against?
I figured out why I never get votes in r/dadjokes
My son just lost a tight race in his primary election after I was physically withheld and denied the right to vote.
Sucks. He would have made a great second grade treasurer.
Half-naked women get thousands of up votes; how many for our boys in blue?
Someone had to do it: http://imgur.com/a/N0Zah
Mike Pence couldn’t make it to the Senate vote today because he had food poisoning from raw fish.
Presiding in his absence was the President Pro Temp-ura.
I can't decide whether I should vote for Trump or not
I'm on the Pence about it still
Actually if Scotland votes for independence it won't be so bad
Because the rest of the UK will get away scot-free.
On our way to vote today...
I was getting in my car (a Chevy) and my dad tells me to get in our Honda instead. Why? "It's our Civic duty."
What do you call someone who posts lies frequently for free up-votes?
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