Why was the horse voted out of Congress?

Because he was always voting Neigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soupsandwich189
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Old man goes to polling place asking if his wife had already voted.

So the old man approaches the polling official and ask if his wife already voted. They ask for her full name and sure enough, she had already voted. He said Oh darn! She died 6 years ago but she keeps voting on every election and I was hoping to see her once again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Everybody who voted today gets to say they got exercise.

Because they exercised their right to vote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why did the guy who voted for Trump in 2016 switch sides this time?

Because hindsight is 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why was the can of tomato paste voted off the ship?

Because ketchup sus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choosegoos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I was just voted β€œLeast Likely to Succeed” by my graduating class.

I hate being a teacher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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I was all set to celebrate my promotion at work when my son came home and said he was voted king of his class...

He really reigned on my parade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I got voted in as Chairman of the Walkie-Talkie Association today

The vote was 10 - 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Put my "I Voted" sticker in my beard

And then told my daughter that someone was going to win "by a whisker".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jehannum_505
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
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My dad just told me that Rick Astley voted remain in the referendum

Because he's never gonna give EU up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfb1337
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2016
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Dad joked my sister after she voted yesterday

I walked in the house after work yesterday and my sister was wearing her "I voted!" sticker on her cheek. I said to her, "You voted!" and she sarcastically replied, "How could you tell?"

"It's written all over your face!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekokirikid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.

I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me β€œthe most secretive guy” in the office.

I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me β€œthe most secretive guy” they ever met.

I can’t tell you how much this means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I was voted by my coworkers as the β€œMost Secretive Guy” in the office.

I can’t tell how much this means to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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For the 3rd year in a row I've been voted most secretive guy in the office

I can't tell you how much this means to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotimi_babalola
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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