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︎ Feb 18 2021
Iβm selling a TV for $1, but itβs broken and itβs stuck on the highest volume.
Itβs something you canβt turn down!
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What increases in weight as it decreases in volume?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I boughta broken radio for a dollar that had the volume stuck all the way up!
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︎ Nov 26 2020
My son told me, βThe car manual says that I shouldnβt turn up the stereo to full volume.β
I said, βThatβs sound advice.β
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︎ May 05 2020
I have a tv here Iβm selling, going cheap as the volume buttons donβt work
You canβt turn that down
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Man was selling a really nice JBL speaker for just $1! Said the volume was stuck at max volume permanently. But what a deal!
How could I turn that down!?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Iβm selling a 55β TV for JUST $1, only problem is the volume button is broken...
... I mean, how can you turn that one down!
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︎ Aug 07 2020
This speaks volumes!
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︎ May 02 2020
Had a bargain on eBay today, brought a 65inch HD TV for Β£5, the only issue is the volume button doesnt work.
I thought, I cant turn that down.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Your phone has no volume?
Trade it for my PokΓ©monβit's mute, too!
>!(Mewtwo)!<
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︎ Aug 11 2020
This speaks volumes!
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︎ Apr 30 2020
A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Saw a tv listed for $10. Only problem was the volume control was stuck..
Couldnβt turn that down
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︎ Jun 19 2020
A man just made me an offer to buy speakers with no volume controls.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Due to Covid-19 we're experiencing an exceptionally high call volume...
... please hold while we turn our phones down.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I like to leave the volume on prime numbers only.
Itβs pretty odd, I know.
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︎ May 09 2020
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Son: Dad, according to the manual, itβs not a good idea to have the volume of your phone turned up to the maximum.
Dad: Thatβs sound advice.
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︎ Jul 14 2018
Why did all the measurements listen to Volume?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
I got a multi-volume encyclopedia about Egyptian mythology and history. Bought the full Set.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
What unit do European cats use to measure volume?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My son: The manual in the car says not to turn up the volume of the stereo to the maximum.
Me: Thatβs ....sound advice.
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︎ Dec 23 2019
I'm selling a TV for $1, but it's broken and it's stuck on the highest volume.
That's a deal you can't turn down.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, βVolume stuck on fullβ
I though, βI canβt turn that downβ
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︎ May 15 2020
I saw an ad in a shop window, βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on fullβ, I thought
βI can't turn that down.β
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︎ Jun 11 2019
Yesterday I saw a radio on sale for a dollar. The sign said that the volume was stuck on full.
I thought, well, I canβt turn that down.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.
I realized, I canβt turn this down.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I found a vintage radio for sale the other day that was stuck on full volume.
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︎ May 28 2020
I saw an advert that read "Radio for sale, $1.00, volume stuck of full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down"
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Saw a radio for sale for only $2, wanted to buy it but the volume was stuck on full. Thought to myself...
... boy I just can't turn that down
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︎ May 13 2020
I saw an add that said βRadio for sale, $2, Volume stuck on fullβ
I thought, βI canβt turn that down.β
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Today I saw an ad that said βradio for sale, $1, volume is stuck at max levelβ
I thought, well I just canβt turn that down
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︎ Feb 13 2019
I saw an advertisement that read: βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.β
I thought to myself, βI canβt turn that down!"
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︎ May 04 2017
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I saw an ad in a shop window, βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on fullβ, I thought
βI canβt turn that downβ
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Son: The car manual says that I should not turn up the stereo volume to the maximum.
Dad: Thatβs......sound advice.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I saw an ad in a shop window "television for sale 1$, volume stuck on max." I thought
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Mar 01 2019
I saw a radio for sale today for $1. Sign said its stuck on full volume.
I thought to myself "well I can't turn that down!"
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︎ Oct 16 2018
I saw an ad for a radio that said: Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.
I just knew I couldn't turn that down.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
I walked by a store with a sign that said βTelevision $1- volume stuck on fullβ
I thought to myself βI canβt turn that down!β
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︎ May 18 2019
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
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