Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
I bought a radio for $5. The volume knob was stuck on high, but I thought to myself
I just can't turn that down.
Found a 55" TV on Craigslist for only $20 because the volume was stuck on full
I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.
Yesterday I saw a radio for sale for $1 but the volume is stuck on full blast….
I said to my son “well I can’t turn that down”
I was looking at the newspaper earlier today and saw an ad for a radio with a broken volume control
I thought to myself...I certainly couldn't turn that down!
I was at a garage sale yesterday, and I saw a 70 inch TV for $5. I asked the person running the garage sale what the catch was. They told me the volume is stuck at max, so you know what I said?
My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
I'm selling a TV for $1, but it's broken and it's stuck on the highest volume.
That's a deal you can't turn down.
Today I saw a radio on eBay for 1$
The volume knob was stuck on high but I just thought to myself “I can’t turn that down”
Son: Dad, according to the manual, it’s not a good idea to have the volume of your phone turned up to the maximum.
Dad: That’s sound advice.
Man was selling a really nice JBL speaker for just $1! Said the volume was stuck at max volume permanently. But what a deal!
How could I turn that down!?
I have a tv here I’m selling, going cheap as the volume buttons don’t work
I’m selling a 55” TV for JUST $1, only problem is the volume button is broken...
... I mean, how can you turn that one down!
Had a bargain on eBay today, brought a 65inch HD TV for £5, the only issue is the volume button doesnt work.
I thought, I cant turn that down.
A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
I got a multi-volume encyclopedia about Egyptian mythology and history. Bought the full Set.
I like to leave the volume on prime numbers only.
Bought a tv
Was walking down the street last week, thrift shop window had a really nice t.v. on sale for only $50
I asked the shopkeeper why so cheap, he said the volume button is broken
I said "well I can't turn that down"
Do you know how to calculate the volume of a pizza with a radius of Z and a thickness of A?
The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.
I saw an ad on Craigslist for a free radio. The only thing wrong with it was that the volume knob was stuck on high.
I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down."
Why did all the measurements listen to Volume?
Went into a Salvation Army store and saw a radio. It was turned up full blast but the volume knob was missing. It only cost 1 dollar.
I said boy I can’t turn this down.
I overheard my wife tell our six year old, “It’s not a good idea to turn up the volume of the IPad to the maximum.”
Me: Listen to mom. That’s......sound advice.
The store had a TV on sale super cheap, but the volume was stuck all the way up.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Saw an ad for a new radio this week for $1, only prob is that the volume is stuck on full blast.
Now ya can’t turn that down…
Saw a used television for sale for only $1, because the volume was stuck on full.
Thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down.”
My son: The manual in the car says not to turn up the volume of the stereo to the maximum.
Me: That’s ....sound advice.
I’m selling a TV for $1, but it’s broken and it’s stuck on the highest volume.
It’s something you can’t turn down!
I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, “Volume stuck on full”
I though, “I can’t turn that down”
Yesterday I saw a radio on sale for a dollar. The sign said that the volume was stuck on full.
I thought, well, I can’t turn that down.
I found a vintage radio for sale the other day that was stuck on full volume.
I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.
I realized, I can’t turn this down.
Saw a radio for sale for only $2, wanted to buy it but the volume was stuck on full. Thought to myself...
... boy I just can't turn that down
Son: The car manual says that I should not turn up the stereo volume to the maximum.
Dad: That’s......sound advice.
Someone offered me a TV for $1, because the volume was stuck at the max.
I went to a garage sale the other day, they had a radio with no volume control.
I just couldn't turn it down
“Dad, the manual says it’s not a good idea to turn the stereo volume to full.”
Dad: That’s sound advice.
A saw a $1 radio for sale that said the volume knob was stuck on full blast
At that moment I knew I couldnt turn it down
I went to a garage sale and saw a radio for 1$ that had its volume stuck all the way up.
So I said "I guess I can't turn that down!"
If it’s too loud, turn down the volume.
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