Vertical Axis Puns

Me: "I'm terrified of the vertical axis."

Therapist: "Why?" Me: [screams]

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/SlovenianGregor

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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Vertical axis is the 'y' axis xD

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/stunner19

📅︎ May 23 2020

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Patient: I'm afraid of the vertical Axis.

Therapist: Why ?

Patient: Yes!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/SiberCrash

📅︎ Jan 13 2020

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I’m scared of the vertical axis

Don’t know y but I’m to scared to find out.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/HockeyTryhard25

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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Me: I’m afraid of the vertical axis.

Therapist: Why? Me: Screams

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/yuthenize

📅︎ Nov 08 2019

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