How do you stop a unique virus? You unique up on it.
And how do you stop a tame virus? The tame way.
(Yeah, my one-year old told me this and I couldn't be more proud)
Now they’re named on the airline they used to get here.
First up: the Andromeda Strain.
Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!
(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)
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French cow: le moo
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Backwards cow: oom
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Upside down cow: woo
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Sad cow: moo hoo hoo
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Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo
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Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo
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Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)
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Cow in disguise: Baa
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Horse in disguise: Moo
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Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo
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Inaudible cow:
Because the next one will be 3.14 times worse.
Your throat gets clogged.
That's BS if you ask me.
I said "Look , your fear is irrational"
It’s called Omnomnomnomomicron.
Because she is still alive
They will unleash it March 14 at exactly 1:59 AM.
It’s ok, health officials are certain they can contain the spread.
It will be pi.
It’s called Omicronald Had A Farm.
…the next letter in the Greek alphabet is pi.
That would be variant arresting.
The om-nom-nom-icron variant.
Who doesn’t like Pi?
The names are just ... all Greek to me!
This has left scientists scratching their heads l
It’s a jab, the Punjab
it's the united airlines variant that makes me angry.
The doctor says it’s terminal.
It's highly contagious. I see RSVP everywhere.
It’s particularly devastating in the cow community.
He’s fallen into a korma.
Don’t know how to tell my naan either.
It's the Om nom nom nomicron variant.
The punchline might not be apparent but at least it's all groan up
but I don't wanna spread it around.
I guess you could say it grew feet and inched itself away.
The game is afoot.
It was in tents.
I caught the Om-nom-nom-icron variant.
Old McDonald's Server Farm
Very high I/O
And on that farm he had some space
Very high I/O
With a hot swap here and a hot swap there
Here a disk
There a disk
Everywhere a RAID disk
Old McDonald's Server Farm
Very high I/O
The other shop owner called his buddy to have someone trash their store. They sent Hugh, big guy like 6'3'' 300pounds. Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.
The moral of the story is, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.
Try putting shoes and a shirt on it
Scientists have been trying to figure out what's going on and have only recently classified them as M.Deer. However a new variant has caused them to classify some as N.Deer. They're worried what a third variant would cause.
I think it'll definitely be an O.Deer situation...
But they just end up being sluggish.
Edit: Don't thank me, the wife laid this one on me just now. I told her was going to post this on reddit, she said we've run out of stamps.
