The nipples on my servo line's check valve broke off and apparently the servo line for 240D's and some 300D's are no longer manufactured and are harder and harder to find. Anyone have any leads on new servo lines or something aftermarket that works just as well? I really dont want to JB weld something together to fix this stupid line but i also dont want to pay $300 for a new line.
Trying to remove the vacuum servo from a 1999 RHD mini but I can’t get anything on the bottom right hand nut (as you look at it from the drivers seat) is that normal? There’s a brace going from the bulkhead to the wing but it looks like that should be there but it’s basically touching the nut. Any ideas?
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I made a witch farm to gather loads of redstone and glowstone but for some reason everything is exporting but the glowstone. I already set it as whitelist so it should be working but nope
A cacophony of noises hurt his ears.
Metal straining against brute force. Claws and teeth jabbed at anything around them. The desperate cries of creatures trying to escape cages spread out all before him. Some cages were even stacked on top each other like an Amazon warehouse would with its boxes.
"Follow, passive." Her voice rang emotionless in his head.
Somehow even with all the noise around them, his ears perfectly caught it. Her voice didn't even sound louder than the rest. It was as if she spoke to him in a dust still library.
Before she ended up tugging the collar and activating a shock he slapped himself out of his surprised state and followed. He couldn't hide in the elevator forever no matter how cleaner it looked than this holding pin for monsters.
How was Max sure these all aren't intelligent beings also? Well, not only did a lot of them have completely different forms than the squishy aliens he saw before, but these inherently acted wild. One screech would chain react a horde of more a second later. They rolled around in what seemed like their own piss and feces, but most importantly they wouldn't stop struggling to get out.
One in specific looked like some sort of wolf and lizard mix. Standing on four legs, four claws each, and with tough scaled skin looking like leather they sported colorful red or green feathers on top their heads. What really looked interesting was its mouth that tried to chomp bits of bars out the cage. It was all a single bone piece like a snapping turtle might have.
Another creature passed by as the robot led him. This one looked like one of the previous worm aliens but a little more spiky and savage. This 'worm' was covered in bony spikes like a porcupine might have but extremely thicker. It was also in a hostile state so now it looked like an overgrown caterpillar with multiple saber cat tusks glued to it.
There were even specially contained creatures that puffed out colored gas from the body. That gas was then immediately vacuumed up by a machine next to it. They resembled more like a furry round meatball with eight fuzzy spider legs.
By far the biggest one Max noticed was a mockery of a crab that had the shape of a horse. The grotesque abomination was far away in a cell from the others and laid down like a normal horse from a farm would. But this horses skin was striped of any silky fur and replaced by an exoskeleton of red chiton armor. He could see the pumping of a single strong muscle under the see thro
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Lol a plastics factory set on fire near me a few days ago. Really really thick smoke clouds from it.
Anyway, one shot time. This, along with another (shorter) story I'm still working on, is why last chapter of EGTTL was shorter.
Jaamshankel looked briefly at the hull of the EFS Kimopten, as he moved along the docking tube of the Liptar Anchorage. Sometimes, space-bearing vessels could be quite beautiful. The Kimopten was not. It was covered in plasma launching turrets, and missile batteries, while the broader shape was just a kilometre long, ugly cylinder, that Jaamshankel had to use his upper eyes, the long distance pair, to see properly.
It wasn’t a true battleship, no matter how much the propaganda networks called it that, but it wasn’t meant to be one. No, it was a ground-support-cruiser, tasked with assisting the armies of the Hekatian Stellar Imperium. Alone, it could deliver enough nukes to smother a continent in fire, something it was going to be doing a lot of on this deployment. The Imperium was engaging in a ground campaign against a primitive race, and the ship currently there was running low on supplies. The previous commander, High General Ekretlan, had somehow ended up being captured by the primitives, so it was also necessary to ferry a new commander over, this time keeping them far away from the surface. The Kimopten would therefore fill this role, backed by a pair of frigates for security.
“All EFS Kimopten crew not yet onboard have 5 minutes. Repeat, 5 minutes. Failure to board before we exit the station will be counted as an act of desertion.”
Well, time for my first deployment, he thought to himself. A week in transit, Krashmeela knows how many there, and 1 more back, all in the same cramped and awful ship. Wonderful.
“Ship condition two, repeat, ship condition two. We are exiting FTL in 10 minutes, all crew are expected to be at their posts.” The announcement by Captain Nochilopiturx echoed throughout the ship, providing a final warning.
Jaamshankel was already at his post, one of the nuclear missile batteries on the vessel’s right flank. His job was to ensure their successful operation, dealing with technical faults that could prevent their successful firing from the Kimopten’s command centre. The room wasn’t particularly interesting, a couple banks of wiring and status monitors, some chairs for the regular 3-man staff, plus drink dispensers and a viewscreen for morale purposes.
Hekatians, like all inte
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They were cooked in Greece.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Read Chapter 1 Here
Previous Chapter Here
I decided to make you all wait a week to learn Stace's fate, so here's an update on the B story to let you know what the Observatory Crew has been up to. Enjoy!
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The past couple of weeks had been a bit of a blur. Two days after the arrival of Agent Silia, Marin had received unexpected orders: a lateral promotion that had her doing data analysis for Comptroller Silia, trying to identify the “shocking wastes of resources” she had found in her latest budget reports. In reality, Marin spent all of her time at the observatory, working remotely.
When Marin explained how she tracked Silia, the Interior Agent was suitably impressed. She also seemed horrified that a single person was able to unravel all her subterfuge and figure her out. The fake identities, the extra blackmail she had used to ensure the silence of the marine shuttling her around, it had all meant nothing to a single nerd with a computer and… what was the human expression? An ax to grind.
Now Marin’s talents were being spent trying to determine exactly how the massive cargo ship Goddess’s Pockets (and who named these things?) had been blown nearly in half. Oddly enough, most of her help in that regard was coming from Samuel.
The Sams had loaned Marin a desk and moved it to the planetarium, a space she was sharing with the small male. He spent all his time with his headset and gloves on, often foregoing sleeping and eating to continue his work. Marin suspected that Sammi had put her in the room to keep an eye on their husband and make sure he didn’t work himself to death, which honestly Marin was more than happy to do. Watching Samuel work was like watching a dance, and he copied one of his work screens onto the dome so she could see exactly what the unusual man was doing.
Marin didn’t think the Sams knew how blatantly illegal Samuel’s work was. Then again, they might know and just not care. It was hard to tell. Agent Silia had given Samuel all the data he had asked for on that particular ship, the structural properties of the armor plating and steel ribbing, the layout, shipping manifests…. a lot of it was classified and all of them, Silia included, could be executed just for sharing it. What Samuel had done with the information, however, was amazing.
Displayed on the dome w
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My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
