It was a far-thing!
Nobody else finds this humerus.
It wax just a hunch.
It's quite humerus if you think about it.
Wife: Why...?
Me: It's going to be my secret stash
Thigh...
I guess that's a wait off my shoulders
I told them we had choices. We could esca-now, or escalator.
It’s capital punishment
I told him to stop faking because that's below knee
They don't prefer capitalism
You could say the tides have turned.
Ill be here all night folks.
Because he has to Grim and bear it.
Poor thing shed a tier.
I was in mini soda.
So I brought TWO boxes of wine.
Its humerus
I responded "Would you say you excel at it?"
The collective groan of everyone else during the training session made it all worth it
"Shrunken"
It's called Eh Eh.
They aren't good dalligators!
Omg it was so amazing. The dad was like "my new daughter take your hands and place them face up. my son, my friend my boy, take your hands and place them face down. Now look into each others eyes and take in this moment, as it the last time....... that you will have the upper hand."
I started screaming immediately I loved it so much. Everyone at our table went gung ho for it we were dying. Groans and sighs were heard but I was screaming. SO DAMN GOOD
Our first day in it, I was unpacking boxes downstairs, when water started to drip from the ceiling. I went upstairs and found that my wife had showered, only to realize afterward that the shower lacked any kind of sealant between the tiles. Sensing my frustration with the shoddy workmanship, my wife replied, "You're just going to have to give it the benefit of the grout."
I asked him how fast he thought he could get it, and he looked at it, nodded, and said "I think it can go 0 to 60 in about a trip."
it honestly took me a second to understand it...
