Duck puns for rubber duck prank

I've purchased a sizable amount of tiny rubber ducks which I plan to duck over my coworker's life with by hiding them around the office. I want to write aquatic fowl related puns on the bottom which can be skewed as compliments(You qauck me up, you're swan in a million, you're egg-stra cool, etc). So bill you help a girl out? What duck puns you got?

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📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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