My friend got a job with a trucking company hauling beehives cross country.
Guess that makes him a U.S. bee driver.
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︎ Dec 19 2014
Glass bottle recycling truck in my home town
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Cement truck driver stole my identity and nobody would believe me
But then I found some concrete evidence
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︎ Jan 09 2021
This just in: 2 robbers just hijacked a truck delivering a supply of viagra.
Everyone be on the lookout for 2 hardened criminals.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
My Toyota truck was great, but now it's Wonderful
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Did you hear about the guy who ate the truck?
Now he's the man-da-lorry-in
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a truck full of broccoli?
To get away, they really had to floret.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...
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︎ Dec 08 2020
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
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︎ Nov 30 2020
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A truck carrying French cheese was in a terrible accident.
There was de brie everywhere!
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︎ Nov 07 2020
a little Xmas pun
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What do you call it when you are stuck between two Fruit trucks?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
My wife said I need to get a better truck...
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I went to sit down in my dads truck, but there were some wooden stands in the way. "What do I do?" I asked. He replied:
"Put the horses in the back."
I hate the song but it made me laugh
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︎ Nov 18 2020
A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.
It was horrific! I slaw it happen!
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︎ Sep 11 2020
A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Hav any of you seen this new movie called "Truck"?
Me neither ive only seen the trailer
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︎ Sep 17 2020
A truck ahead of me spilled its load of cabbage all over the highway...
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︎ Sep 06 2020
My neighbor got killed by a truck hauling cabbages
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Today my son asked me if I had seen the new movie "The truck"
I answered: "No, but i saw the trailer yesterday."
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︎ Sep 14 2020
What do you call a truck that scares people?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
The doctor told me I probably wonβt be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I was passed by a truck full of donkeys on my way home
It was really hauling ass
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Did you hear about the viagara truck hijacked in New York the other day?
The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals
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︎ Aug 25 2020
My brother is always making fun of my truck
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︎ Oct 01 2020
A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the freeway this morning.
Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours!
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Had to tell my family we can't take the boat to the lake cause my truck broke down. Fortunately, avocado.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
My buddy just got the new Jeep truck
And he told me that the first thing he did in that truck was perform cunnalingus on his girlfriend.
Frankly, I'm just Gladiator.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
While crossing the road I saw a truck, then it hit me:
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︎ Sep 16 2020
What does a cafeteria and a garbage truck have in common?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Looking at a Terminix truck, the IX at the end are the roman numerals for the number nine...
Which is one more than eight. I feel this has to have been part of the name creation. βWeβll do you one better than terminate, weβll termiNINEβ.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I pulled over a truck going 80 miles an hour in a 55 zone. He had a cargo of axe-like tools used for shaping large pieces of wood.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Sticky situation
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
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︎ May 11 2020
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Two Irishmen are sitting outside and a truck carrying turf drives past.
βIβd like to be that rich one dayβ. Says Billy.
βWhat, buy new turf?β Asks Shamus.
βNo, send my grass away to be mowedβ. Replies Billy.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I didn't appreciate reincarnation until I got hit by that truck...
And woke up feeling like a whole new man
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︎ Jul 21 2020
To reduce waste, our city has told food truck drivers they must donate all unsold items each night.
I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...
How much food would a good truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
My dad decided to name his new truck "Stormtrooper"...
That way he doesn't hit anything
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︎ Dec 29 2019
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul truck...
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