In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.

After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,

"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What was troubling the Deer leader of the Elk socialist republic?

The Stagnation of the Buck

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Son: "Did you hear about those lunatics? They've been troubling humans and the animals alike!"

Dad: "Really?! Last time I checked there were no ticks on the moon."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skaa0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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I’m having trouble making decisions today...

I’m not really sure how I feel about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arizhalfandhalf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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The teacher caught me stirring up trouble in chemistry class...

...so she sent me home with a colloidal suspension.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uptwolait
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why did the egyptians have trouble with acceptance?

Because the were in de-Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Reader91-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...

...It was a close call.

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I'm having trouble finding out what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals!

I'm LIVID!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Why do Australian bees never get into trouble?

Because they always beehive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Made a wooden car with a wooden engine only trouble was

It wooden go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Batman gets word that somebody is in trouble and needs to be rescued quick...

Batman: Robin! Quick! Go get the Batmobile!

Robin: Sure thing, Batman!

A few minutes later...

Robin: The Batmobile won't start. In fact, it won't even turn over!

Batman: Check the battery.

Robin: What's a tery?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cinnafury03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Smokey the bear was having trouble finding a date.

I guess he was afraid to use tinder.

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A Navy captain got in trouble for ordering an anchor much too large for his ship

Weigh more than needed

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why did the hand have trouble using its watch?

It wasn’t digital.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/optimist-prime-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it

I hope it doesn't become a running gag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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The guy who invented the Hokey Pokey died last week.

Turns out they had a lot of trouble putting him in his coffin. Because everytime they put his right leg in, he put his right leg out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealerBrogan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Did you know Jeff Bezos has trouble sleeping?

Unless he has his pajamazon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I ran into the vets this morning and said to the blonde receptionist, "Quick, I think my daughters hamster is in serious trouble".

"Hamster?" she laughed, "That's a snake".

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Went to my doctor and said I was having trouble with my hearing.

He asked: β€œcan you describe the symptoms?” I said: β€œsure, they’re yellow. Marge has blue hair and Homer’s really fat”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Advaldinho
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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If you ever have trouble doing math.

You can always count on a calculator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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A man attacked an employee at a Starbucks

The crime was considered a coffee mug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I still don't understand why I got in trouble in high school for turning in my Biology lab notebook with a turd in it.

The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teduh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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My wife sometimes has trouble thinking of the right word for things. This morning, she asked me "what's it called when you have no bars?" Without missing a beat, I told her...

"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineersAnon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Antacid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What is a witches favorite gum?

Double Bubble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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My Dalmatian has trouble sleeping

He can't pick a spot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sin_insta
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b6a6a6l
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I came out to my Car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..

..you could call it an Autumnobile now !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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What film do you make when Batman is in trouble?

The Dark Knight Crisis

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I have no trouble holding my alcohol

unless the glass is slippery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I was having trouble getting our kid buckled into a new carseat...

Then it clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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When I was a child, I had trouble memorizing multiplication tables.

Times were difficult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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There I was this morning, sitting and drinking Coffee in my slippers , and I thought to myself..

..I really need to clean a few mugs around here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Why did the ram get in trouble for insulting the female sheep?

Cause he called her an ew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What do you call a woman who loves to cook up trouble?

Miss-chef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1M3Tim
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I’m reading a horror book in Braille.

Something bad is going to happen.

I can feel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trainsareepic
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call a performer who has trouble sleeping?

An insomniactor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

A teapot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why do people have trouble sleeping?

It's so easy. I can do it with my eyes closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdullahmnsr2
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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My Bro-in-law cracks me up XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDraagyn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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All my troubles.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.

It's the only way to parrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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How did the Figure Skater know he was about to get in trouble?

He was on thin ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealStickBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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A car battery was arrested by the cops for causing trouble at the bar

But they had to let him go, they couldn’t find anything to charge him with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Ladies: If you think your man has trouble "opening up,"

Just hand him a beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My therapist told me that I have trouble interpreting social cues.

I think she’s in love with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration ?

The draw a blank !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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My wife emailed me pictures of our wedding, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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