What do you call a trombone player who's had a vasectomy?

A eunuchorn!

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If you are ever working on being more decisive and find yourself wanting to get a tuba, a trombone, and a round-bottomed dish - but you can only afford two of them and the dish will fit under your shirt - just remember:

Take the bowl, buy the horns .

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I used to play more trombone

Now I really let it slide

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Who would win a fight between a flute and a trombone

The flute woodwind.

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What did the trombone dad say to his son?

Don’t get into any treble

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/olivewitharhyme
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TIL: A human fart could be louder than a trombone.

I wish I didn’t learn that fact during my daughter’s school concert.

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey.

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What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones.

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What's the favourite instrument of a skeleton?

A xilobone! (Bet you thought about a trombone Huh)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Uiltje16
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What bone does a musician break?

His trombone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rekker_dekker
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If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets.

I'd hate to toot my own horn.

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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ralph-Hinkley
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What’s a skeletons favourite instrument?

The trombone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/subhi2
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What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?

The xylobone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nobody2401
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A pun

What's a skeletons favorite instrument? You may be thinking trombone but... It's a saxobone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iexist829
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We need more spooky puns

So lets all make a skeleTON of puns while i play the tromBONE and send chills down their SPINE. Those where just examples as they were tibial puns, but it might have been enough to hit your funny bone. So lets all bone our punny puns and take a crack at making spooky jokes. Remember to make more spooky puns today or you will be the one with no backbone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoatNoodles1
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Genius.
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What inatrument does a skeleton like to play?

A trombone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stenlang
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What is a skeletons favorite instrument?

A xylobone.

Edit: Fixed logic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Captain_Warhola
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What bone does a dog not eat?

A trombone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Marekatrek
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Yesterday before marching a parade.

A member of my section drops their trombone and says: "Today is really getting off on the right foot."

Me: "No you start on your left."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JonArc
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I once saw a really hot musician.

I had a trombone soon after.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awanby
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This one was real sweet

My wife was making pancakes and she asked me to get out and warm up some maple syrup. As I started looking around for a receptacle and method to warm it up, she said:

W: Didn't we get a little pourer?

Me: Gosh no, I think our overall income has gone up, why?

Sad Trombone: Sad Trombones.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jimmyjames78
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Cheat sheet for Dads on Halloween

What is a Vampire favorite fruit?

  • Neckterines

What kind of dogs do Vampires like best?

  • Blood hounds

How does a ghost cry?

  • Boo Hoo

What does a skeleton always say before he eats?

  • Bone Appetite

What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house?

  • Skeleton Key

Why do Vampires need mouthwash?

  • Because they have bat breath

What kinds of street do Zombies like?

  • Dead ends.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

  • Frost Bite

What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates?

  • Meals on wheels

What does a vampire never at a restaurant?

  • A stake sandwich

What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?

  • It's a pain in the neck.

Why did the witch stand in front of the podium?

  • To give a Screech

What does a ghosts have for dessert?

  • I-Scream

What is a skeletons favorite instrument?

  • A trombone

What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?

  • A Lab

Be honest, how many did you get? What is your dad score?

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"Do you play any instruments?" he says to a friend

"Tuba and Trombone" my friend says back and he astonishingly responds "AT THE SAME TIME?!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pandemonium7
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My dad was ordering music for me online...

I had a church service that I needed to order the music for. I was explaining to my dad just what needed to be ordered. I play Trombone, and naturally needed music in Bass Clef. So he asks me about the clef and I told him I needed Bass Clef.

He goes..."You sure you don't need Trout or Halibut clef?"

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A Cleverly Named Trio

I saw a music recital at school and a trombone trio came up. There were two members named Sam and in the middle of the trio was a man named Miles. Miles said the group's name was "A Miles Samwich."

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My friend's Dad Joke tale

My friend (a girl) was texting her BF (who plays the trombone). This is the conversation:

Her: Hey, wanna come over tonight ;)

Him: Shall I bring my music knowledge?

Her: Why would that matter?

Him: Because I know how to bone in 7 different positions ;)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/numbah25
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What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

A trombone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RetroKev1
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What is made out of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JimmyNuggets
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What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clarknova77
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FYF69
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What’s made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cariad_
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What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A trombone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Future_Tyrant
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Do you play a musical instrument?

Well, I used to play the trombone but I let it slide.

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