We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skidzle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What do you call a troll that’s in charge?

In control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellowlemonie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?

Video game characters have lives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What did Poppy the troll do when someone took her favourite Pixar DVD?

She got back Up again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skepticCanary
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tactical_Wolf
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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Don't worry , this is just a troll post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seb693
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Paw Patrol sounds too much like papa troll for it not to be a dad joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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A Rabbi paid a visit to the village of "Trid," where they were being relentlessly kicked by an angry troll. The troll completely avoided the Rabbi, kicking only the locals. He finally approached the troll, and asked why.

The troll replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Couldbeurmom
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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My friend told me he'd never seen the movie "Trolls".

I said, "You must be trolling me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClebberBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Did you see the one about a reddit troll under a bridge?

β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’A Bridgeβ€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’

The One About A Reddit Troll

You have now :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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I'm not sure if these count as jokes exactly, but Calvin's Dad was quite the troll(x-post from Calvin and Hobbes) imgur.com/a/GLDrD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/la-blakers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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What's an Internet troll's favourite snack?

4chan cookies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oliludeea
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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I've never known if my Dad was being a troll, or a Dad

I was driving with my permit and my Dad was in the passenger seat. He is notoriously good with directions (and at the time I was unfamiliar with our whereabouts), we are approaching a dead end stop sign (I can only turn left or right). I proceed to ask my dad about 30 yards away from the intersection if it was faster to go left or right (to our destination) he simply replies "yes."

Anytime I bring it up now he just chuckles and changes the subject.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TooMuchJokes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2013
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Flame wars and Trolls

I have come to the conclusion that the reason for trolls causing flame wars is a direct result of Dungeons and Dragons.

See, in dungeons and Dragons, the only way to kill a troll is with fire and acid. So when a troll enters a forum thread, the flame war that erupts is an attempt to kill the troll with fire.

I suppose an acid war could also erupt, but those who would use acid seem too stoned to care.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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What do you call a short troll

abridge troll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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Troll Dad

Sat at the table, I have two spoons instead of one, so I get up and put one of them back in the drawer. I come back, and the other spoon has gone, and my Dad says oh looks like you'll have to go and get the other one. I come back with the other spoon but now there is the other spoon at the table, my Dad says oh looks like you'll have to go put the spoon back. This carried on for quite some time and as a kid I didn't understand what was happening and I worked up quite a rage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_rais
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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Not sure if dad joke or troll-dad

One of the many my dad got me with when I was a kid;

I was always fascinated with cars and overheard someone say that he liked Subarus because of the "boxer" engine. Later I asked dad what that was, and he said it was because they used the engine out of the Porsche Boxter.

For many years I argued with my friends that Subarus must be really fast because of their Porsche motors.

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2015
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In it for the long troll... any other suggestions?

Every time the household has one of those "I love you" rounds... I say "I love lamp." The kids look at me funny and I correct myself to the appropriate-for-the-moment comment.

I look forward to them watching the classic "old" movie I've been referencing for as long as they remember. I hope they'll call me to say they finally got the joke.

Any other long-term dad-bombs I should start planting?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morechatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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How do you troll someone?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steezy96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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