In control.
Video game characters have lives
She got back Up again.
Seize their memes of production.
The troll replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
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I was driving with my permit and my Dad was in the passenger seat. He is notoriously good with directions (and at the time I was unfamiliar with our whereabouts), we are approaching a dead end stop sign (I can only turn left or right). I proceed to ask my dad about 30 yards away from the intersection if it was faster to go left or right (to our destination) he simply replies "yes."
Anytime I bring it up now he just chuckles and changes the subject.
I have come to the conclusion that the reason for trolls causing flame wars is a direct result of Dungeons and Dragons.
See, in dungeons and Dragons, the only way to kill a troll is with fire and acid. So when a troll enters a forum thread, the flame war that erupts is an attempt to kill the troll with fire.
I suppose an acid war could also erupt, but those who would use acid seem too stoned to care.
Sat at the table, I have two spoons instead of one, so I get up and put one of them back in the drawer. I come back, and the other spoon has gone, and my Dad says oh looks like you'll have to go and get the other one. I come back with the other spoon but now there is the other spoon at the table, my Dad says oh looks like you'll have to go put the spoon back. This carried on for quite some time and as a kid I didn't understand what was happening and I worked up quite a rage.
One of the many my dad got me with when I was a kid;
I was always fascinated with cars and overheard someone say that he liked Subarus because of the "boxer" engine. Later I asked dad what that was, and he said it was because they used the engine out of the Porsche Boxter.
For many years I argued with my friends that Subarus must be really fast because of their Porsche motors.
Every time the household has one of those "I love you" rounds... I say "I love lamp." The kids look at me funny and I correct myself to the appropriate-for-the-moment comment.
I look forward to them watching the classic "old" movie I've been referencing for as long as they remember. I hope they'll call me to say they finally got the joke.
Any other long-term dad-bombs I should start planting?
