One that came to me in a 3am epiphany. Better when spoken aloud.

Thereโ€™s two astronauts on a shuttle. Itโ€™s going smoothly when one astronaut noticed something wrong with the engine. He turns to the other and says โ€œHey, something seems to be wrong with the engine. You think this could be fatal?โ€ The other astronaut replies:

โ€œAs tro hope naut.โ€

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I'm training mice to perform classical music

I'm a real mice-tro.

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