A Mexican magician told his audience that he would vanish on the count of 3. Uno, dos and he disappeared without a tres...
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A Spanish magician was preforming a magic trick he counted to three in Spanish uno dos and he was gone without a tres
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A Hispanic magicians walks up and says that he's going to perform a magic trick he then shouts "Uno Dos" and then disappears without a tres
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So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. β€œUno” β€œDos”

And then he vanished, without a tres.

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Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.

It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.

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What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?

No tres-passing

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican Magician? He announced to his audience: "For my final illusion, I will make myself vanish on the count of three…"

"… UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.

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This is a really dope joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/creepinonthenet13
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A magician stood in front of a crowd and claimed that he could disappear. He counted, β€œUno..dos..” and was suddenly gone.

He disappeared without a tres.

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A Spanish magician prepares the audience for his final trick...

He yells "UNO!"

The crowd falls silent in anticipation.

"DOS!"

Everyone's eyes are wide, laser focused on the preformer.

Then, the magician vanishes... without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What did the Spanish speaking magician say right before he performed his vanaishing trick?

"Uno, dos..."

And then POOF! He disappeared.

Without a tres.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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so there was a magician...

I was at this spanish magic show last week

the magician got very serious all of a sudden and started counting:

uno...

dos...

and then he disappeared without a tres.

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If Kim Jong Un married a Puerto Rican girl, his heirs would be called

Kim Jong Un, Dos, Tres..

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Why do the French only have a single egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is an oeuf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TelevisionHard
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What do you call three Mexicans crossing the border?

Tres passers

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The sign said β€œNo Trespassing”

But there were only two of us so it was okay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seasonedearlobes
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Why do Mexicans only cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says no Tres passing.

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An old dad joke I remember as a kid

A Mexican Magician was about to do his final trick. He told the crowd, "For my final trick, I will make myself disappear on the count of 3." he began counting in Spanish. "Uno... Dos..." POOF! He left without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuigiLover101
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I was watching a Spanish magician preform

After about 2 hours of watching this guy, he's about to end the show, he says "On the Count of 3, I shall disappear". I watch in awe as he counts, "Uno, Dos..." and then poof! Just like that, he's gone without a Tres.

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There were 3 Mexicans. They crossed a bridge and there were only 2, why?

Because there was no Tres-passing

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What do you call three Spanish men illegally walking through a field?

Tres-passing

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From my 11 y/o son

I went to a Mexican magic show today; pretty good act, his best trick: he said "uno, dos," and disappeared without a "tres!"

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Why couldn’t Uno visit his friend Ocho?

About halfway there, he was arrested for trespassing

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A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.

He says, β€œuno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…

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A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!

He disappeared without a tres.

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A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!

He disappeared without a tres.

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A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of three

Uno.... Dos..... Poof

He disappeared without a tres

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A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."

But then he disappeared without a tres...

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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.

Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.

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The Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three

He disappeared without a tres

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Did you hear about the Mexican magician?

He said β€œfor my next trick, I will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos -” but then he vanished without aΒ tres.

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Did you hear about the Mexican magician?

He counted uno.... dos... then he disappeared without a tres

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My dad sent me this one out of the blue..

A Mexican magician says he'll disappear on the count of three.

Uno... Dos... Poof

He disappeared...

Without a tres.

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So there was this Mexican magician..

He said he could make himself disappear by the count of three. He said uno, dos and then POOF he vanished without a tres

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Trace

A magician was counting from 1 to 3 in Spanish and said "uno dos....." Then disappeared without a tres

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xj-77
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A Spanish magician told everyone he would disappear.

He said "uno, dos..." and then disappeared without a tres.

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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says β€œUno, dos,” *poof*

...he disappeared without a tres

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TroyMcClure8184
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There was a Mexican magician. He said he was gonna disappear at the count of 3. He goes β€œuno, dos... poof!”

He disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carabez1228
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A Mexican magician said,

β€œI will disappear on the count of three! Uno...dos...”

And he disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Chard
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Have you heard about the Spanish magician?

He said, β€œOn the count of three, I will disappear!” β€œUno!” β€œDos!” And then he vanished, without a tres!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PityNoodz
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Why can't Mexicans cross the border in 3's

Because the sign says no tres-passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiggetyswine69
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A Mexican was doing a magic trick.

He said uno, dos and then he disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
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A Mexican magician tells his audience he’ll disappear on the count of three

He counts β€œUno, dos....” and poof, he’s gone without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgetthemango
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There was a Mexican magician that said he was gonna do a disappearing act. He said uno, dos,

And he disappeared without a tres.

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A Mexican magician was doing a magic show, he said "uno, dos...

And he disappeared without a tres

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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos, ..." *POOF!*

He disappeared without a tres.

(I'll see myself out)

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A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3.

He says "uno, dos..."

poof ...He disappeared without a tres.

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