A Mexican magician told his audience that he would vanish on the count of 3. Uno, dos and he disappeared without a tres...
A Spanish magician was preforming a magic trick he counted to three in Spanish uno dos and he was gone without a tres
A Hispanic magicians walks up and says that he's going to perform a magic trick he then shouts "Uno Dos" and then disappears without a tres
Just saw a 3yo cycling in my property.
I'm calling the cops to report a tres-passing
I crossed the border into Mexico without much hassle. Crossing it a second time was fine too, but on the third time a guard stopped me and said “Sorry
Did you hear about the Mexican Magician?
He was performing his act and got the the final trick. On the count of three he would vanish. The audience yelled “one”, and the magician smiled, “two”, and he disappeared without a tres.
Saw 3 Mexicans in my backyard the other day.
3 Mexicans tried to cross the border,but only 2 got through.Why?
There was a sign that said no tres passing.
Yesterday I saw three Mexicans in my backyard
I had to tell them to go away because they were tres passing
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.
It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.
This is a really dope joke
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
A magician stood in front of a crowd and claimed that he could disappear. He counted, “Uno..dos..” and was suddenly gone.
He disappeared without a tres.
What did the Spanish speaking magician say right before he performed his vanaishing trick?
"Uno, dos..."
And then POOF! He disappeared.
Without a tres.
A Spanish magician prepares the audience for his final trick...
He yells "UNO!"
The crowd falls silent in anticipation.
"DOS!"
Everyone's eyes are wide, laser focused on the preformer.
Then, the magician vanishes... without a tres.
so there was a magician...
I was at this spanish magic show last week
the magician got very serious all of a sudden and started counting:
uno...
dos...
and then he disappeared without a tres.
Why do the French only have a single egg at breakfast?
Because one egg is an oeuf
The sign said “No Trespassing”
But there were only two of us so it was okay
If Kim Jong Un married a Puerto Rican girl, his heirs would be called
What do you call three Mexicans crossing the border?
An old dad joke I remember as a kid
A Mexican Magician was about to do his final trick. He told the crowd, "For my final trick, I will make myself disappear on the count of 3." he began counting in Spanish. "Uno... Dos..." POOF! He left without a tres.
I was watching a Spanish magician preform
After about 2 hours of watching this guy, he's about to end the show, he says "On the Count of 3, I shall disappear". I watch in awe as he counts, "Uno, Dos..." and then poof! Just like that, he's gone without a Tres.
There were 3 Mexicans. They crossed a bridge and there were only 2, why?
Because there was no Tres-passing
From my 11 y/o son
I went to a Mexican magic show today; pretty good act, his best trick: he said "uno, dos," and disappeared without a "tres!"
A Spanish magician told everyone he would disappear
He said, “Uno, dos...” Then disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician tells the audience
A Mexican magician tells the audience that he will disappear at the count of 3.
He says "uno, dos..." poof ... He disappeared without a tres!
A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!
He disappeared without a tres.
Did you hear the one about the Mexican Magician? He announced to his audience: "For my final illusion, I will make myself vanish on the count of three…"
"… UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!
He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of three
Uno.... Dos..... Poof
He disappeared without a tres
A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."
But then he disappeared without a tres...
The Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three
He disappeared without a tres
My dad sent me this one out of the blue..
A Mexican magician says he'll disappear on the count of three.
Uno... Dos... Poof
He disappeared...
Without a tres.
Did you hear about the Mexican magician?
He said “for my next trick, I will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos -” but then he vanished without a tres.
Did you hear about the Mexican magician?
He counted uno.... dos... then he disappeared without a tres
Why do Mexicans only cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says no Tres passing.
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A magician was counting from 1 to 3 in Spanish and said "uno dos....." Then disappeared without a tres
A Spanish magician told everyone he would disappear.
He said "uno, dos..." and then disappeared without a tres.
So there was this Mexican magician..
He said he could make himself disappear by the count of three. He said uno, dos and then POOF he vanished without a tres
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says “Uno, dos,” *poof*
...he disappeared without a tres
A Mexican magician said,
“I will disappear on the count of three! Uno...dos...”
And he disappeared without a tres.
There was a Mexican magician. He said he was gonna disappear at the count of 3. He goes “uno, dos... poof!”
He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos, ..." *POOF!*
He disappeared without a tres.
(I'll see myself out)
Why can't Mexicans cross the border in 3's
Because the sign says no tres-passing
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