I buy all my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex."
He's a small arms dealer.
Why would T. Rex have a hard time playing the piano?
Why did the T-Rex behind the blackjack table get arrested?
He was small arms dealing
Why can’t any T-Rex catch a football?
How does a T-Rex cut wood?
T-Rex: Look, honey... I think you should come to New York with me.
I can’t see you if you don’t move.
My son asked me if a T-Rex could clap its hands.
"No, son, they're extinct."
It's the little things that count (also a T-rex's arms)
https://www.instagram.com/standup.trex/
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What's the one thing the elderly T-Rex wished it didn't catch?
Do T-Rex like explosions?
I'm not sure but another dino mite
You know why a T-Rex walks with bent back?
Just heard about this gun smuggler they caught named T-Rex.
He was a small arms dealer.
How does a T-Rex feel after working out?
Kindasoar.
Boyfriend told me this after we discussed our workout today 🥲
Where does a T-Rex find food to eat?
Archaeologists found traces of Trinitrotoluene in a T-Rex skeleton. Scientists have since determined that T-Rex's muscles used the compound to function.
Why would T. Rex struggle to play the piano?
What type of weapons would a T-rex sell?
What do you call a T-Rex with a bump on its head ?
What does a T-rex call a back a back ache?
Why is a T-Rex not good at long range shooting?
What did a T-Rex fart smell like?
Bought a pistol from a guy named T Rex
Turns out he’s a small arms dealer
How did T-Rex feel after bicep curl day?
My mom saw I was talking to a T-Rex and that we exchanged cash. She asked why.
I told her he is my small arms dealer.
What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
What do you call a T Rex who farted millions of years ago?
What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?
Never get in a fight with a T-rex.
You'll get jurasskicked..
Where does a t-rex go to buy groceries
How'd they work out the thief was a T-Rex?
Why couldn’t the T rex clap his hands?
A T-Rex walks into a vegan restaurant and is greeted by a girl who said she knew him.
He had never met herbivore.
(My dad literally just told me this joke) A friend of mine just bought a hand gun from a t-rex.
He’s a small arms dealer.
How does a T-rex take notes?
I always buy my weapons from a guy called T-Rex.
Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?
I buy my guns from a guy called "T Rex"
I buy my guns from a T-Rex.
He's a small arms dealer.
Why can’t the T-Rex scratch their back?
I only buy my guns from a T-Rex...
because he's my small arms dealer
Why cant a T-rex clap with his hands?
I have a T-Rex who sells me hand guns.
He's my small arms dealer.
I buy my guns from a guy called T-Rex
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