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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcerKaker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Magician, at the end of his trick: Ta Da!

Statistician, at the start of his project: Da Ta!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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Dad joked my Electrical Engineering TA.

My TA and someone were talking about a bunch of electronics stuff, and then then got to transformers, and I told the TA, "I tried to start studying transformers, and it looked easy at first, but it turns out they're more than meets the eye."

He started to explain why transformers could be difficult and then once he realized the pun his expression changed to sheer disappointment in both me and himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathbutton1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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What was Bruce Lee’s favourite drink?

WA TA!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChinaShopElephant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Do you like potatoes?

Because I find them very a-peeling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satans-Kawk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Oldest pub on the book
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoJoH3110
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What is ninjas favorite drink?

WA TA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mishaloli
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What does a cook from Nothern England say when he leaves?

"Ta-ra, gone!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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No pasta for you normies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/herdek550
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What was the computer chips first word when it was made?

Da-ta?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitmal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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What was the cell phone provider's baby's first word ?

DA TA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What kind of toes do Hobbits have?

Po - Ta - Toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSamsquanch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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What do you call a blind german?

A not-see.

αΆ¦'αΆ«αΆ« ᡗᡃᡏᡉ ᡐʸ ᡇᡃᢰ αΆ°α΅’Κ· αΆ¦αΆ  αΆ°α΅‰α΅‰α΅ˆα΅‰α΅ˆ ᡗʰᡃᢰᡏ˒

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rock-C
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
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What does a magician write his errands down on?

A Ta-Da List

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roy-Donk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What food is best for a sore throat?

Lamb coughta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanoffeeBoi35
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What did the baby computer say to the father computer?

Da ta !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetwitchy1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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There was a weird Crab

Whenever he used to walk, his claws used to make a ta-ta-ta-ta sound.

His other crab people used to be away from him. Due to this sound.

Once he was captured by a predator and was bumped on a rock and got loose from the predators grip and ran away.

After the bump his ta-ta-ta-ta sound went away automatically.

Since that incident, he got friends and a new name- Santa Claus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happy_anand
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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What did the Italian footballer say to his teammate?

Pas-ta ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsHR2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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My girlfriend got me with this one today

I am a TA for her pchem lab and today they were determining the speed of light by melting food in a microwave. We removed the rotating plate from the oven when she pointed and said "That was revolutionary".

She may be a keeper.

Edit : Grammar fails.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToTouchAnEmu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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My wife said that we should get an ottoman so we can sit more comfortably in the family room.

I replied: "We ought ta, man".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/craigers01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2017
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What does Bruce Lee drink when he is thirsty?

Wa-Ta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrRoXo777
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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One of my kids lost their damn marbles.

https://imgur.com/gallery/CQyTA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/digeratisensei
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2017
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Dadjoked my lab partner in Neurophysiology today.

We were doing a lab in which an audiogram is taken, so I had to wear headphones (that had been used before). I refused a sanitary wipe to clean the ear piece, and my partner said "Careful, you might catch something from that." I replied with a huge grin on my face "What, like hearing AIDS?"

Both my TA and the group next to us over-heard and groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duceclops
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2014
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There is a horse sculpture made out of fat

The Odd-ta-see sculpture was called the Glytrojan Horse and many fell Illi-at the sight of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PyrosEnjoyPieHW2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2016
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Acetaminophen...

And raise you ta Vicodin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zachrist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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I waited hours today in the hopes that this joke would get set up right, and it did!

Yesterday, we had a birthday for my daughter. Her cupcakes had her nickname (Mae, like mine) on three, a letter per cupcake. She ate the A.

Around 10ish this morning I realized only M and E were left. So I knew exactly what I wanted to do..

When my son came home from school, he asked what after school snack was.

Me "I was gonna say cupcakes, but they have my name on them"
Him "...M and E?"
Me "uh, yeah. That's ME."

The cupcakes, I even took a picture when I realized what they said. Top two had candles in them, they are not inverted boobs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaeBeWeird
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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Dad got my little brother

Dad: So what'd you do at your cousin's house?

Brother: Umm, we just played video games. Oh, and for lunch I ate half a taco.

Dad: So you ate a ta?

Brother: sighs Yeah, I ate a ta then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/29gogo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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The Long Con

A while ago I was sat down to dinner with my family, a delicious meal as it always is, ta very much Mum. Throughout dinner and the usual post-dinner chatter Dad had been muttering "My my myyyy Delilah..." to himself. Usually you can ignore a bit of a quiet singsong someone outside of a conversation is having to themselves but every 10-15 minutes he'd go "My my myyyy Delilah...". A good 2 hours after starting our dinner my sister feels the need to ask "Dad, why do you keep singing my my my delilah? Was there a song on the radio or something?". Dad gives a confused little look and goes "Hmmm? What? Oh dear oh dear oh dear... It's actually a medical problem. I went to the doctor about it recently" then raises his head trying to conceal that grin that we all know and dread. "He said I had Tom Jones Syndrome. I asked if it was common. He just shrugged and said it's not unusual". I gave him two thumbs up and a look of respect, most of the table gave a horrified groan. 2 Hours! the dedication on that man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeesterMoses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2015
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Dadjoked one of my students last semester

I was a chemistry TA.

Student writes "esther" on their paper.

Me: Chemists follow Avogadro's Law, not Abraham's!

Entire class groans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkaega
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2014
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What did the statistician say when he did a magic trick?

Da ta!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinkit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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