Warning: Massive block of text, I cannot update because of the 40000k cap, continued in the comments.
- Preface
I tried searching for a site that had the info of random encounters that replaced the regular shops/chests in Path of Champions, couldn't find it anywhere. So I began grabbing the info of all the random shops, which I was regularly upgrading to have even more types of info so I'm close to finishing all data. Please excuse my formatting, as I'm limited by plain text.
This is all the info I've collected over 30+ runs, so I'm still missing some info (like the power that deal 1 to the enemy nexus when you cast a spell or most landmark items). Any info that I'm missing or is wrong would be appreciated.
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POWERS
- Common
| Battlefield Training | Bouncing Blades | Counterfeit Production | Crush | Dragon's Rage |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Round Start: Grant the weakest ally +1/+1. | Round Start: Create a fleeting's Blade's Edge in hand. | Round Start: Create a Fleeting 0 Cost counterfeit copies in hand. | Allies have Overwhelm | When you summon an ally, grant it Fury. It is a dragon. |
| Duelist | Endurance | Enfeebling Strike | Fast Deal | Flexible Gameplan | Higher Education |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| When you Summon an ally, give it challenger this round. | When an ally survives damage, grant it +1/+1 | When you damage an enemy, reduce its Power by the damage dealt. | Round Start: Draw 1 and give it fleeting. When you discard a card, create a copy of it into your deck. | Game Start: Draw 2 | When you draw a card, give allies +1/+0 this round. |
| New Student | Raiding Party | Rush them Down | Seat of Power | Sticky Fingers | Wild Inspiration |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Game Start: Summon a sparring student. | When you damage the enemy nexus, grant the top ally in your deck +1/+1. | When you summon an ally, give it +1/+1 this round. | Game Start: Summon an Emperor's Dais. | When allies attack, Nab 1. | Your created cards cost 1 less. |
- Rare
| Disarmed | Domination | Fixer Upper | Gearing Up | Hold It! | In My Sights |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Enemies have -1/-0 | Round Start: Rally | Round Start: Give your weakest ally +3/+3 this round. | Start of game: Summon 2 armed gearheads. | Round Start: Stun the strongest enemy. | Round Start: Give the weakest enemy Vulnerable this round. |
| Lie in Wait | Officer Backup | Reunited | Reset | Sorcery | Spellslinger |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Allies everywhere that cost 3 or less are lurkers and have lurk. | Game Start: Summon Sting Officer. | Allies have +1/+0. | Game Start: Create 3 Chronobreaks in your deck. | Round Start: Refill your spell ma |
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Taskmaster, Fleabag, Cuckoo, Man Down, White Gold, Derry Girls, Plebs, Toast of London, Friday Night Dinner, Ghosts, Modern Life is Goodish, the Mash Report (now on Dave), Mid Morning Matters, This Time with Alan Partridge, Back, Out of Her Mind, Back to Life, Hypothetical, Uncle, Motherland (which is magnificent), Man Like Mobeen, The First Team, Not Going Out (the family years, yeah I'm including it), People just do Nothing, The Last Leg, Upstart Crow, Gone Fishing, Detectorists... the list goes on.
There have been loads of great British comedies made in the last few years and many being made right now.
I wish people would give them a chance.
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How can I forget We Are Lady Parts.
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Cunk on Britain... how could I forget that too. It is side splitting hilarious.
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Author note: Bit of a verbose chapter, I need to find ways of incorporating some of this shit into dialogue rather than info-dumping an entire chapter. Like I said, I'm kinda shit at this haha. Big reveal on the Farok-shi communication method, and some lore regarding the Stilg. I'm beginning to realize this will probably only interest a small subset of the normal r/HFY crowd, given that I haven't introduced orcs or space marine tropes yet. Not even sorry, lol. I've read so much good speculative sci-fi on here that eschewed those normal tropes that I can't help but hope I can leave my own little footnote there, too. Thanks for reading. :)
Chapter 4
Chief Chreenth escorted Specialist Taylor to Engineering after their meal, handing them off to Chief Science Officer One Who Waits Patiently, a Stilg scientist managing a crew of eight servicemembers, servicing the prodigious Y’irgoth engine blocks, fuel cells, and anything requiring power on the Holy Mother’s Directive. As part of their orientation, Specialist Rowan Taylor would take several shifts in their first weeks aboard, familiarizing themself with the needs of its crew in their duties, as well as briefings on emergency shutdown procedures, running an automated surgery platform to stabilize patients, even understanding waste mechanisms on the ship with Custodial and the importance of each of these areas.
The integration with their own department wouldn’t begin in earnest until they had demonstrated a base level of competency with other departments and thoroughly understood their roles. A spaceship is could considered an organism, every part working in tandem to complete dissimilar yet cooperative functions, Rowan mused.
For their own part, One Who Waits Patiently, nicknamed Patience, had been an exacting taskmaster. They had run Specialist Taylor in emergency shutdown drills mere minutes after being acclimated to the Holy Mother’s Directive. Even so, through the instruction given, Rowan came to understand how Patience had earned their place as Chief Science Officer; when they made a mistake, CSO Patience had guided Rowan through the correct procedure, explaining small matters of concern in why it was important to adapt to changing
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Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
At work, I have a workstation.
edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Greetings!
The following are the battles from the adventures.
I've decided to exclude the story ones, as the value of including those feels negligible. Look at the wiki if you want info on those, since posts on Reddit have a 40k character limit.
The format is what I felt was best for thoroughness and to future-proof for future additions to PoC. It's best to look at the map on your end while you use this guide.
Use this to plan an itinerary during an adventure. Card count, HP, and mana gem info can help plan a strategy if you want to mill, aggro, etc. Post-battle reward info can help deck building decisions.
Most champions have starting decks with 18 cards total (8 stacks of 2 cards; 1 stack of 1 champion), with a handful that have starting decks with 20 cards total (9 stacks of 2 cards; 1 stack of 1 champion). Reinforcement champion packages contain 6 cards (2 stacks of 2 cards; 1 stack of 1 champion).
If you have any questions, feedback, or if you spot any mistakes or errors please toss those in the comments or something like that.
Updated for Patch: 3.0.0
Q&A
Q: Will all deck lists be included?
A: No. I actually wanted to (it's very possible using control decks, Nabs, and/or Pranks) to uncover every card in a deck. But it's very time intensive, most players probably don't care enough, and I have to adhere to the 40k character limit for this post.
Important card counts will be included if I think it makes difference in those battles. These will be in the [Deck Lists / Key Cards / Champions] sections for enemies. Bosses, Minibosses, noteworthy battles (preferably those in difficulty 3 or higher bracket or the ones I see people complain about) will be considered.
Q: Why include post-battle rewards if they're standardized?
A: Most post-battle rewards follow a pattern but some don't, and this only holds true for the current batch of adventures. When future ones are released this may change. See the following guide for more information on gold and reputation earning post-battle.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PathofChampions/comments/rzeclr/guide_earning_reputation_and_badges/
[Champion/Adventure]
[Total Reputation]
[Mutators]
[Route Info]
Whole numbers indicate battles, partial numbers indicate rewards/nodes/stations.
Example:
0.1) [Player Power]
1.0) [First Battle]
1.1) [Reinforcements]
-----What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
