Statistician, at the start of his project: Da Ta!!
My TA and someone were talking about a bunch of electronics stuff, and then then got to transformers, and I told the TA, "I tried to start studying transformers, and it looked easy at first, but it turns out they're more than meets the eye."
He started to explain why transformers could be difficult and then once he realized the pun his expression changed to sheer disappointment in both me and himself.
Because I find them very a-peeling.
WA-TA
WA TA!
"Ta-ra, gone!"
DA TA
Da-ta?
Po - Ta - Toes
A Ta-Da List
Lamb coughta
A not-see.
αΆ¦'αΆ«αΆ« α΅α΅α΅α΅ α΅ΚΈ α΅α΅αΆ° αΆ°α΅Κ· αΆ¦αΆ αΆ°α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅ α΅Κ°α΅αΆ°α΅Λ’
Da ta !
Whenever he used to walk, his claws used to make a ta-ta-ta-ta sound.
His other crab people used to be away from him. Due to this sound.
Once he was captured by a predator and was bumped on a rock and got loose from the predators grip and ran away.
After the bump his ta-ta-ta-ta sound went away automatically.
Since that incident, he got friends and a new name- Santa Claus.
Pas-ta ball
Da-ta
I am a TA for her pchem lab and today they were determining the speed of light by melting food in a microwave. We removed the rotating plate from the oven when she pointed and said "That was revolutionary".
She may be a keeper.
Edit : Grammar fails.
Theyβre worried about a CruditΓ©s-ta.
I replied: "We ought ta, man".
Wa-Ta
https://imgur.com/gallery/CQyTA
We were doing a lab in which an audiogram is taken, so I had to wear headphones (that had been used before). I refused a sanitary wipe to clean the ear piece, and my partner said "Careful, you might catch something from that." I replied with a huge grin on my face "What, like hearing AIDS?"
Both my TA and the group next to us over-heard and groaned.
The Odd-ta-see sculpture was called the Glytrojan Horse and many fell Illi-at the sight of it.
And raise you ta Vicodin.
Yesterday, we had a birthday for my daughter. Her cupcakes had her nickname (Mae, like mine) on three, a letter per cupcake. She ate the A.
Around 10ish this morning I realized only M and E were left. So I knew exactly what I wanted to do..
When my son came home from school, he asked what after school snack was.
Me "I was gonna say cupcakes, but they have my name on them"
Him "...M and E?"
Me "uh, yeah. That's ME."
Dad: So what'd you do at your cousin's house?
Brother: Umm, we just played video games. Oh, and for lunch I ate half a taco.
Dad: So you ate a ta?
Brother: sighs Yeah, I ate a ta then.
A while ago I was sat down to dinner with my family, a delicious meal as it always is, ta very much Mum. Throughout dinner and the usual post-dinner chatter Dad had been muttering "My my myyyy Delilah..." to himself. Usually you can ignore a bit of a quiet singsong someone outside of a conversation is having to themselves but every 10-15 minutes he'd go "My my myyyy Delilah...". A good 2 hours after starting our dinner my sister feels the need to ask "Dad, why do you keep singing my my my delilah? Was there a song on the radio or something?". Dad gives a confused little look and goes "Hmmm? What? Oh dear oh dear oh dear... It's actually a medical problem. I went to the doctor about it recently" then raises his head trying to conceal that grin that we all know and dread. "He said I had Tom Jones Syndrome. I asked if it was common. He just shrugged and said it's not unusual". I gave him two thumbs up and a look of respect, most of the table gave a horrified groan. 2 Hours! the dedication on that man!
I was a chemistry TA.
Student writes "esther" on their paper.
Me: Chemists follow Avogadro's Law, not Abraham's!
Entire class groans.
Da ta!!!
