Unlimited Data
I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.
"Sure, pa."
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
Down south in the backwoods. Along my way I met a friendly family that took me in for the night. Despite being impoverished they insisted that I stay the night and have dinner.
When we had dinner it seemed they were serving a kind of stew. Quite aromatic. I asked them what it was and the reply I got was “It’s Ma’s Soup Y’all.” I shrugged my shoulders and started to eat. The food was good of course but the meat was quite gamey. So I asked what type of meat it was?
‘Possum.
..... I was the captain's log
The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
It's called Leonard Neem Oil
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A left ear.
A right ear.
And a final frontier
If it’s a girl, we’ll pronounce it Data.
The resistance was a few tiles.
They call it the Enter prize
It has its prose and Khans
It's so i-khan-ic.
The Green Bay Picards.
We won the Enter Prize!
I would imagine the cost of shipping between planets must be astronomical.
..I'd forgotten to send the Chekhov
Everybody knows that Vulcans have pointy ears, but did you know that Vulcans have THREE ears?
They have a left ear, a right ear, and a FINAL FRONT EAR!
They both go around Ur anus looking for Klingons
They Klingon to something
They didn’t have commander data with them.
At the "He's Dead Gym"
BORGer King!
It's like they went Bach to the future.
As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees
Medic said he could have done with a second coat.
It was a wookie mistake.
The incident is forever referred to as ,
"The Wrath Of Pecan"
https://i.imgur.com/SbQVTMw.gifv
/r/startrekgifs
A warp party.
Captain: " Well my child is 14 and I can say, when I read about teens having phases, I didn't expect this."
He was sorta stuck between a spock and a hard place.
He must have it in his Genes.
But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.
Star Trek
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Star Trek
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Nailin' The Kelvin
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Labor Of Love
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Hella Bar Talk
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Enterprising Young Men
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Nero Sighted
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Nice To Meld You
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Run And Shoot Offense
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Does It Still McFly?
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Nero Death Experience
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Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns
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Back From Black
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That New Car Smell
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To Boldly Go
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End Credits
Star Trek Into Darkness
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Logos / Pranking The Natives
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Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps
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Sub Prime Directive
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London Calling
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Meld-Merized
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The Kronos Wartet
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Brigadoom
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Ship To Ship
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Earthbound And Down
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Warp Core Values
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Buying The Space Farm
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The San Fran Hustle
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Kirk Enterprises
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Star Trek Main Theme
Star Trek Beyond
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Logo and Prosper
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Thank Your Lucky Star Date
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Night on the Yorktown
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The Dance of the Nebula
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A Swarm Reception
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Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard
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Jaylah Damage
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In Artifacts as in Life
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Franklin, My Dear
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A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy
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MotorCycles of Relief
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Mocking Jaylah
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Crash Decisions
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Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free
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Shutdown Happens
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Cater-Krall in Zero G
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Par-tay for the Course
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Star Trek Main Theme
I took my 3D glasses off and said in a loud voice, "Oh my gawd. I still see 3D." Another viewer told he appreciated the joke.
Klingon wrap! (Made that one up myself)
Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy
The Security guard suspected I was not the real McCoy..
His left ear, his right ear, and the Final Front-ear.
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