Ya dig!
By that I mean, you'll need a map and a shovel to find her.
Because X marks the spot
Because it's a seacret
That explains why I have so many hereditary diseases.
Because he is shellfish.
To hide his booty!
It was the booty calls.
I ran inside to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in the garden...
Arrrrchaeologists
But she wouldn't tell me under where.
That's what holds his booty
Ex marks the spot.
Because he was a little shellfish.
Goodwill Hunting.
A tiYARRa. π
They put them in the hold and, as it was fair weather, didn't strap them down.
However, as they sailed on, they hit a storm, the ship knocked back and forth.
The captain went down to check on the treasure to find it sliding around the deck.
As a crewman asked how bad it was, the captain replied...
"Booty! Booty! Booty! Booty! Rocking everywhere!"
[This is probably my worst joke yet]
Eggs marks the spot
A Loch
That wasn't very cache Monet of you.
They sniff out the booty
For example: http://robbieshort.com/images/Ug_Sun_EatInTakeOut.jpg
After I let one rip with moderate force, my dad responded by bellowing out (in a crowded restaurant) "SPEAK ON SWEET LIPS THAT NEVER TOLD A LIE!". I turned a lovely shade of puce, and made every effort to show that I had never seen this strange man before.
http://imgur.com/hJn6KzC
Christmas was at Mom's house this year. She has to buy at least 10 lbs of sugar to make all the treats and candy that everyone wants. She has all of the candy and pies and things on the counter in the dinning room. As family members arrived and everyone made their way passed the dinning room my niece(14) came in.
Her: You've been standing in here for a while.
Me: Yup, it's the sweetest spot in the house.
Because it was shellfish
Because he was a little shellfish.
Because he was a little shellfish!
