What did the high archaeologist say to his colleagues upon discovering a trove of dinosaur bones?

Oh wow! Dig it, man!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2020
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Pirates found a trove of treasure and brought four chests aboard...

They put them in the hold and, as it was fair weather, didn't strap them down.

However, as they sailed on, they hit a storm, the ship knocked back and forth.

The captain went down to check on the treasure to find it sliding around the deck.

As a crewman asked how bad it was, the captain replied...

"Booty! Booty! Booty! Booty! Rocking everywhere!"

[This is probably my worst joke yet]

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2019
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Airplane (1980) was a treasure trove of dadjokes. imgur.com/QXny0zc
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mybalzich
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2013
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My Dad's comic strip- a treasure trove of Dad jokes

For example: http://robbieshort.com/images/Ug_Sun_EatInTakeOut.jpg

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_beat_goes_on
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2017
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This is a treasure trove of dad jokes huffingtonpost.com/2013/0…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NGA100
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15 2013
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