Quite a rich pun
A wealthy man who occasionally dabbled in black-market affairs was strolling through town one day. One of his associates came running up to him with some bad news. "Sir, the shipment from Singapore is late" his associate said. "DO NOT talk to me about these affairs in public you fool!" the wealthy man blurted back. "My apologies, sir. Would you prefer to discuss this in your home?" his associate replied. The wealthy man responded "Yes, please speak to me in the manor to which I'm accustomed."
The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "What’s your second wish?"
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
You notice how you don’t ever see rich owls?
They all work for an owly wage
Anti-Capitalists want to eat the rich. How do they cook the rich?
Apparently the COVID vaccine causes constipation
When I got mine the other day they told me I had to wait 3 weeks to get number 2.
How rich are garbage men?
It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
What do you call a scandal concerning a rich engineer where the list of accusations only gets longer and longer over time?
What do you call a rich clam?
**Genie: I will grant you 2 wishes** **Me: I want to be rich.** **Genie: Okay granted, second wish?** **Rich: I'd like loads of money.**
What tea do rich people buy?
I'm so rich
I don't need to work for the rest of the year
Why are Northern people generally more rich?
Because there are so many snow banks around
Why did the rich man fail at baking bread?
He didn’t knead the dough
My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
Why are weathermen always rich?
There is always change in the weather
What do rich people wear on their feet
A rich man who got sent to jail decided to pay to upgrade his prison cell.
He is now behind gold bars.
What do you call the rich Russian elite?
What mind of milk do you get from a rich cow?
1-800-GET-RICH
If you, or a loved one, wear glasses and are being forced to wear a mask, you may be entitled to condensation.
A genie grants me 3 wishes. I Ask to be rich.
Genie: what is your 2nd wish rich.
What flavor of cake do rich people enjoy the most?
He's rich.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
What's considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich.
Back in the old days only the rich could afford automobiles while the common people had horses. Now only the richest have horses while almost everyone has an automobile.
My how the stables have turned.
I met a homeless man named Rich
A rich occultist tells his Butler to get him some aged bourbon
He summoned spirits of long ago
Used to date the rich daughter of a wealthy sausage tycoon.
That spoiled brat was the wurst!
Two rich dudes were hanging out in a bar. One said to the other, "Hey, you wanna come to my square island?"
The other responded "Four shore!"
I don’t think it’s wise to “eat the rich.”
They’re all spoiled rotten.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse but only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
Don’t worry if you’re tall or skinny or rich or poor. And the end of the day...
The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "What’s your second wish?"
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
100 years ago everyone owned horses and only the rich drove cars
These days everyone drives cars and only the rich own horses.
Oh how the stables have turned.
100 years ago everyone had horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.
oh how the stables have turned.
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