Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
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It doesnβt matter if youβre tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why did the rich man fail at baking bread?
He didnβt knead the dough
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︎ Sep 14 2020
What do you call the rich Russian elite?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What flavor of cake do rich people enjoy the most?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Back in the old days only the rich could afford automobiles while the common people had horses. Now only the richest have horses while almost everyone has an automobile.
My how the stables have turned.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Used to date the rich daughter of a wealthy sausage tycoon.
That spoiled brat was the wurst!
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Two rich dudes were hanging out in a bar. One said to the other, "Hey, you wanna come to my square island?"
The other responded "Four shore!"
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︎ May 01 2020
I donβt think itβs wise to βeat the rich.β
Theyβre all spoiled rotten.
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︎ May 14 2020
The genie asked, "Whatβs your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "Whatβs your second wish?"
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
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︎ Oct 01 2018
A genie granted me one wish. I wanted to be rich, but didn't want to deal with the IRS and decided I wanted wealth as I needed it. So I wished for the touch of Midas.
After that, everything I touched turned into a muffler.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
The pharaoh promised workers they would be rich if they bought into his MLM construction plan.
It was the very first pyramid scheme.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Why is the queen of England rich?
Because of all her royal tea's.
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︎ Dec 14 2019
I recently moved in with my rich dad to his house on the French country side. Iβm afraid Iβll never be as successful as him and buy my own place.
I guess Iβll always live in my fathers chateau.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?
He was mining his own business.
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︎ Jan 29 2020
Saying the wealthy sit in their ivory towers is really just saying that the rich like Tuskeny-inspired architecture
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Why is everyone who works at the keyboard factory so rich?
They put in a lot of shifts.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
My friend used to take care of the lawn on a rich man's estate but now runs a coffee wholesale store...
He calls it The Groundskeeper.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
A rich patient told his doctor that money was no problem: "Please give me some good news." "Okay then," said the physician...
"But I'll have to tell that to your widow."
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︎ Sep 25 2019
In the summer, I earn money by sprinkling tiny drops of water every morning on the front yards of rich people.
I donβt earn much, but I make dew.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
How did the pharaoh get so rich?
He was running a huge pyramid scheme.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
How did the barista become rich?
She was always on her grind.
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︎ May 15 2019
If Robin Hood stole from the poor and gave to the rich, then he'd be Robbin' The Hood.
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︎ Oct 19 2018
What is the son of the rich owner of a cheese company called?
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︎ Dec 22 2018
Why are the irish men so rich?
Because their capital is Dublin
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︎ Aug 17 2018
Two friends are sitting in the bar drowning in their miseries......
The first one goes "I lost everything with my divorce, wealth, mansion, cars, bank balance etc. and here I am sharing a rented apartment with you. Nothing can be worse than this."
The second one assures him that his situation is much worse than him.
"How??" Demands the first one.
"Well I had a booming business and all the riches" he moaned. "Then it all came crashing down, with losses incurring, I lost my wealth, mansion, cars, bank balance etc. And here I am sharing a rented apartment with you."
"How's your situation worse than mine" growled the first one.
"You see my friend" sighed the second one "I still have my wife!"
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︎ Jul 09 2020
A young boy finds a magic lamp
He rubs theΒ lamp, and a genieΒ appears and says,Β βWhat is your firstΒ wish?β
The kid says, βIΒ wish I were rich!βΒ The genie replies,Β βIt is done! What isΒ your second wish,Β Rich?β
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Did you hear about the gold digger who married a rich art collector?
She was just in it for the Monet
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︎ Dec 24 2017
The One That Made Me Love Dad Jokes
My Step dad told me this one about 25 years ago (I was around 12?) and I've loved it, and dad jokes, ever since.....
A guy named Benny was walking down the beach when he found a magic lamp.
When he rubbed the lamp, a genie came out and said he got three wishes. However, he must agree to never shave again. If he did, he would become an urn.
Benny wished for riches, women and a VERY long life.
Years upon years had passed; and Benny's beard was so long it was difficult to manage. He decided that surely the genie who had granted his wishes so long ago had forgotten about him, and so he shaved his beard off.
POOF!!
He was an urn.
What's the moral of the story?
A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
What do you call the rich elites in China?
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︎ Mar 27 2016
What's the most popular instrument amongst rich people?
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︎ Feb 27 2017
Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party?
It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres.
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︎ Jul 04 2016
Martin finds an old oil lamp
Genie: "You get three wishes. I can't kill anybody, I can't make anybody fall in love, I can't bring anybody back from the dead, and you can't wish for more wishes."
Alladin: "I wish that I was rich!"
Genie: "Done."
Rich: "... I wish that I have a lot of money."
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︎ May 05 2020
I always like bragging about the very small hatchet I own.....
.....I've done some research on it and as it turns out, it's from the 1850's and was used in some rich guys home to chop up citrus fruits for desserts and cakes etc.
My wife thinks it's boring, she says "it's just an antique lime axe".
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Donβt worry if youβre tall or skinny or rich or poor. And the end of the day...
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︎ Dec 07 2020
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.
oh how the stables have turned.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
100 years ago everyone owned horses and only the rich drove cars
These days everyone drives cars and only the rich own horses.
Oh how the stables have turned.
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︎ Jul 24 2018
100 years ago everyone had horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.
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︎ Apr 30 2019
In the past, the poor had horses and the rich had cars. Now, the poor have cars and only the rich have horses.
Oh how the stables have turned.
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︎ May 04 2019
Back in the day, everyone owned a horse, but it was the rich that had cars. Now, everyone owns cars and itβs the rich that have horses...
The stables have turned...
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︎ Feb 02 2018
A genie asks, βWhat is your first wish?β
βI want to be rich!β Replied the man
βOk Rich, whatβs your next wish?β
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Dad Genie
A kid finds a magical lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears and says, βWhat is your first wish?β The kid says, βI wish I were rich!β The genie replies, βIt is done! What is your second wish, Rich?β
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︎ Aug 03 2020
A kid finds a magical lamp.
He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears and says: βWhat is your first wish?β
The kid says: βI wish I were rich!β
The genie replies: βIt is done! What is your second wish, Rich?β
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