Quite a rich pun
A wealthy man who occasionally dabbled in black-market affairs was strolling through town one day. One of his associates came running up to him with some bad news. "Sir, the shipment from Singapore is late" his associate said. "DO NOT talk to me about these affairs in public you fool!" the wealthy man blurted back. "My apologies, sir. Would you prefer to discuss this in your home?" his associate replied. The wealthy man responded "Yes, please speak to me in the manor to which I'm accustomed."
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︎ Jan 14 2015
The genie asked, "Whatβs your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "Whatβs your second wish?"
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
You notice how you donβt ever see rich owls?
They all work for an owly wage
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Anti-Capitalists want to eat the rich. How do they cook the rich?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
How rich are garbage men?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
What do you call a scandal concerning a rich engineer where the list of accusations only gets longer and longer over time?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
It doesnβt matter if youβre tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call a rich clam?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
**Genie: I will grant you 2 wishes** **Me: I want to be rich.** **Genie: Okay granted, second wish?** **Rich: I'd like loads of money.**
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I'm so rich
I don't need to work for the rest of the year
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Why are Northern people generally more rich?
Because there are so many snow banks around
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What tea do rich people buy?
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Why did the rich man fail at baking bread?
He didnβt knead the dough
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Why are weathermen always rich?
There is always change in the weather
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︎ Nov 02 2020
My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
Itβs like shooting fish in apparel.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Steps to become rich
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do rich people wear on their feet
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︎ Oct 11 2020
A rich man who got sent to jail decided to pay to upgrade his prison cell.
He is now behind gold bars.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What do you call the rich Russian elite?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Rich people
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︎ Jul 23 2019
What mind of milk do you get from a rich cow?
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︎ Sep 14 2020
1-800-GET-RICH
If you, or a loved one, wear glasses and are being forced to wear a mask, you may be entitled to condensation.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
A genie grants me 3 wishes. I Ask to be rich.
Genie: what is your 2nd wish rich.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
What flavor of cake do rich people enjoy the most?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I'm gonna be hella rich.
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︎ May 25 2020
He's rich.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What's considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Back in the old days only the rich could afford automobiles while the common people had horses. Now only the richest have horses while almost everyone has an automobile.
My how the stables have turned.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I met a homeless man named Rich
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︎ Jun 10 2020
A rich occultist tells his Butler to get him some aged bourbon
He summoned spirits of long ago
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Used to date the rich daughter of a wealthy sausage tycoon.
That spoiled brat was the wurst!
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Two rich dudes were hanging out in a bar. One said to the other, "Hey, you wanna come to my square island?"
The other responded "Four shore!"
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︎ May 01 2020
I'M RICH!!!!!
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︎ Apr 27 2020
I donβt think itβs wise to βeat the rich.β
Theyβre all spoiled rotten.
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︎ May 14 2020
Once upon a time in the jungle...
Once upon a time there were numerous tribes in a jungle. Each tribe struggled to survive, and over time and as skills evolved, tribes began to trade goods with each other. One tribe learned the skills of architecture, and traded designs for safe grass houses with neighboring tribes for other necessities, such as food. Over time, the tribe grew quite rich, and without the need for goods the chief of the tribe demanded payment in the form of a tribute, an ornate throne. Over time the number of thrones the chief owned grew more and more numerous, so he had a great multi-story grass house built to store all of his thrones. One day, the weight of the thrones became so much the house collapsed, killing the chief. The moral of the story isβ¦ wait for itβ¦
He who lives in grass houses shouldnβt stow thrones.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Fruit pun related to wealth
I want to make a joke about a rich fruit, and so am need to choose a fruit best associated with wealth, riches having lots of money, etc..
Can any of you pun masters help me out?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I met this rude rich guy who wouldnβt stop talking about his mansions.
Heβs got some bad manors.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I met this rich, easy-going fingerprints expert.
"Wow," I thought to myself, "This is really a man of the whorl."
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︎ Dec 21 2019
100 years ago everyone owned a horse but only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Donβt worry if youβre tall or skinny or rich or poor. And the end of the day...
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︎ Dec 07 2020
The genie asked, "Whatβs your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "Whatβs your second wish?"
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
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︎ Oct 01 2018
100 years ago everyone owned horses and only the rich drove cars
These days everyone drives cars and only the rich own horses.
Oh how the stables have turned.
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︎ Jul 24 2018
100 years ago everyone had horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.
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︎ Apr 30 2019
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.
oh how the stables have turned.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
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