Quite a rich pun

A wealthy man who occasionally dabbled in black-market affairs was strolling through town one day. One of his associates came running up to him with some bad news. "Sir, the shipment from Singapore is late" his associate said. "DO NOT talk to me about these affairs in public you fool!" the wealthy man blurted back. "My apologies, sir. Would you prefer to discuss this in your home?" his associate replied. The wealthy man responded "Yes, please speak to me in the manor to which I'm accustomed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadCorey
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The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "What’s your second wish?"

Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...

My how the stables have turned.

Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!

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You notice how you don’t ever see rich owls?

They all work for an owly wage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melanthius
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Anti-Capitalists want to eat the rich. How do they cook the rich?

In the heir fryer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBrotherBagels
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How rich are garbage men?

Filthy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirpeterdick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What do you call a scandal concerning a rich engineer where the list of accusations only gets longer and longer over time?

Elongate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatyougoon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....

It’s night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaughnSD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a rich clam?

Elon Mollusk.

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**Genie: I will grant you 2 wishes** **Me: I want to be rich.** **Genie: Okay granted, second wish?** **Rich: I'd like loads of money.**

Taken from fb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XDG-Diggz74
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I'm so rich

I don't need to work for the rest of the year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Why are Northern people generally more rich?

Because there are so many snow banks around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What tea do rich people buy?

Property

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chichard1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Why did the rich man fail at baking bread?

He didn’t knead the dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndyJBC
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why are weathermen always rich?

There is always change in the weather

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSunDowner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Steps to become rich
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What do rich people wear on their feet

Cashews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fmamachines
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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A rich man who got sent to jail decided to pay to upgrade his prison cell.

He is now behind gold bars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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What do you call the rich Russian elite?

kreml-de-la-crème

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Rich people
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What mind of milk do you get from a rich cow?

Spoiled milk

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1-800-GET-RICH

If you, or a loved one, wear glasses and are being forced to wear a mask, you may be entitled to condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edavis050694
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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A genie grants me 3 wishes. I Ask to be rich.

Genie: what is your 2nd wish rich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_the_clone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What flavor of cake do rich people enjoy the most?

Karat cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t3mperance-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I'm gonna be hella rich.
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He's rich.

What do you call a rich goblin?

GOBLING.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NavieYt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What's considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich.

Not raising your child

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Back in the old days only the rich could afford automobiles while the common people had horses. Now only the richest have horses while almost everyone has an automobile.

My how the stables have turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZealousidealRise7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I met a homeless man named Rich

He wasn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greg_or_y
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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A rich occultist tells his Butler to get him some aged bourbon

He summoned spirits of long ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukurslf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Used to date the rich daughter of a wealthy sausage tycoon.

That spoiled brat was the wurst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Two rich dudes were hanging out in a bar. One said to the other, "Hey, you wanna come to my square island?"

The other responded "Four shore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBluemann
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I'M RICH!!!!!

what's your name?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TyTheAviator13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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I don’t think it’s wise to β€œeat the rich.”

They’re all spoiled rotten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcrose89
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Once upon a time in the jungle...

Once upon a time there were numerous tribes in a jungle. Each tribe struggled to survive, and over time and as skills evolved, tribes began to trade goods with each other. One tribe learned the skills of architecture, and traded designs for safe grass houses with neighboring tribes for other necessities, such as food. Over time, the tribe grew quite rich, and without the need for goods the chief of the tribe demanded payment in the form of a tribute, an ornate throne. Over time the number of thrones the chief owned grew more and more numerous, so he had a great multi-story grass house built to store all of his thrones. One day, the weight of the thrones became so much the house collapsed, killing the chief. The moral of the story is… wait for it…

He who lives in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pirate-Frog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Fruit pun related to wealth

I want to make a joke about a rich fruit, and so am need to choose a fruit best associated with wealth, riches having lots of money, etc..

Can any of you pun masters help me out?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I met this rude rich guy who wouldn’t stop talking about his mansions.

He’s got some bad manors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I met this rich, easy-going fingerprints expert.

"Wow," I thought to myself, "This is really a man of the whorl."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaderosegrey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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100 years ago everyone owned a horse but only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Don’t worry if you’re tall or skinny or rich or poor. And the end of the day...

It’s night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueVogueDino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "What’s your second wish?"

Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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100 years ago everyone owned horses and only the rich drove cars

These days everyone drives cars and only the rich own horses.

Oh how the stables have turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mulletboiiii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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100 years ago everyone had horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.

The stables have turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.

oh how the stables have turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me_nameisme
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