What did daffy duck say to the tazmanian devil after he trashed the party before it had even started?
Some people think it's ok to knock over people's trash cans...
That's such a trash opinion. (Sorry the joke sucks)
Mom: Can you take out the trash?
Me: Sure. Where do you want to go?
Our trash man tried to make a Dad joke this morning.
But it was a load of rubbish.
How much training does it take to be a trash collector?
Not much, you pick it up as you go along.
From my 5 year old mind: “Why is trash always sad ?”
Because it’s down in the dumps! 😂
My wife asked me to take the trash out.
But it already had a date with the recycling.
I saw one of my neighbors throwing their trash into another neighbor's trashcan
I told him to stop trash passing.
Let’s Trash Talk
my pick up is Thursday. how about you?
My son was trash talking Jim Morrison, so I sent him to his room.
Nobody slams the Doors in my house
What do you call fake headphones?
What did chewy spray on his best friend after he climbed out of the trash compactor?
Me: Dad I took out the trash!
Dad: Why did u come back then?
Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?
To the dump
To the dump
To the dump dump dump
Me: Honey, did you recycle the old computer, or just throw it in the trash?
My boyfriend: Neither. I put it on the .com-post.
Did you know garbage men don't get any training?
They just pick things up as they go along.
I’m so sick of all the top jokes on this sub getting recycled
What do you call a filled trash can?
How do you make trash soup?
When your trash can isn't really yours.
After watching Zack Synder's Cut vs Joss Whedon I can say without a doubt that...
Zack was leagues ahead of Joss
my new years resolution is
How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?
Wife yells from kitchen: Babe, we're almost out of trash bags...
I yelled back: Well why do you keep throwing them away?
I got a very stern look.
What has 4 wheels and flies ?
Trash men
Landed this on my six year old yesterday
Looks like the trash men are outside arguing.
How do you know Dad?
I just heard one of them yell this job is garbage!
Lost on him. But I have been laughing fir a day
I need a pun about picking up trash/ cleaning the ocean. Any help would be greatly appreciated! :)
What do you call trash that has existed since 1200 BC?
Garb
Because it doesn't age
Idk if this exists already or not but I made it up
What does a painter have in their trash can
My boss asked me if I wanted to take the trash out or fix the roof
This sub is going downhill
When I broke my leg, my nice neighbor offered to take out my trash.
That’s an offer I can’t refuse.
Imagine being such a literal piece of trash...
Trump spotted in France wearing a trashy outfit
Where do you throw your trash at night?
Last October, I was walking through the cemetery and I came across a trash can where someone had thrown out their Kraft halloween monster themed mac and cheese...
It was the mac.
It was the monster mac.
the monster mac
was in the graveyard trash.
What do you call it when a light bulb is falling into a trash can?
I think I’m done buying trash bags.
I always end up throwing them away anyways.
I was talking to my neighbor's wife and she told me that her dog had bit her husband, so they had to put him down.
Then she asked if I could take out the trash weekly.
Why can’t Donald trump have the White House
Which actor has the best nickname?
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