A list of puns related to "Trash Bag"
I yelled back: Well why do you keep throwing them away?
I got a very stern look.
I always end up throwing them away anyways.
But I think I would look a little hefty.
*sister takes out the trash but doesn't replace the trash bag*
Dad: "hey do you have a whole butt?"
Sister: *blinks* "what?"
Dad: "do you have a whole butt? or do you have a half butt?"
Sister: "uh I am pretty sure a whole butt..."
Dad: *points to trashcan* "then why did you half ass the job?"
It's 3 am, we're both exhausted, and this tiny child just took the biggest poop!
Me: Wow! That's a hefty diaper!
Husband: Actually, that's a Pampers...Hefty makes trash bags.
Me: groan I'm going to bed!
This just happened 5 minutes ago. I work in a busy kitchen and I was changing these white trash bags around the kitchen. As I start heading outside with them, I'm moving around cooks while saying "coming through". This guy corrects me and says "say white trash". So I start yelling "white trash coming through" while everyone stares at me.
I can't believe I just fell for that.
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