You arrived too-whirley.
Han sanitizer
Nobody slams the Doors in my house
Dad: Why did u come back then?
To the dump To the dump To the dump dump dump
My boyfriend: Neither. I put it on the .com-post.
It's easy!
Dump, stir.
Couldn’t post it earlier. Doing dishes, making everyone’s bed, taking trash and all the other household chores ate up all my evening.
Landed this on my six year old yesterday
Looks like the trash men are outside arguing. How do you know Dad? I just heard one of them yell this job is garbage!
Lost on him. But I have been laughing fir a day
Because it is for biden
None, just some tea
Trash Talk.
Garb
Because it doesn't age
Idk if this exists already or not but I made it up
I yelled back: Well why do you keep throwing them away?
I got a very stern look.
Now it keeps trash talking.
Garbeige
So I took the ladder
That sure would stink
wife threw it directly in the trash to teach me a wesson
That’s an offer I can’t refuse.
It was the mac.
It was the monster mac.
the monster mac
was in the graveyard trash.
This actually just happened!!!
I was driving my 14yo home, and I was complaining because I recently hurt my shoulder.
Me: Ow, my shoulder is trash
Him: Maybe you'll have to amputate your arm
Me: That wouldn't help because I'd still have a stump to waive around. They'd have to amputate it at the shoulder.
Him: They wouldn't really do that, would they?
Me: Yep
Him: Baloney
Me: No, that would be down here and pointed to my shin
Then he started crying :-) I can die happy now!!!
In the dusk-bin
It’s in-can-descent
Trash talk! (My little brother made this joke, I'm proud of him)
but the garbageman keeps forgetting to take it.
It's true, before he was the batman, Bruce was the bat boy!
I always end up throwing them away anyways.
It’s in-can-descent
It was Trash!
A litigator
So he finally took the hint this morning and moved out.
Why, I didn’t know it was on fire
