I need a pun about picking up trash/ cleaning the ocean. Any help would be greatly appreciated! :)
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📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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The garbage man was late picking up our trash...

...he was getting wasted

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👤︎ u/haavo
📅︎ Mar 11 2015
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When my Dad saw a man picking up trash on the side of the road . . .

"That guy's never going to worry about losing his job, you wanna know why? Cause business is always picking up"

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👤︎ u/rhiehn
📅︎ Jul 23 2013
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The costco man pulled this one on me today.

He was casually picking trash up and sweeping the floor. He asked how I was doing.

I replied fine and yourself?

He responded with, "I'm good, business is always picking up."

It took me a second to catch it, then I laughed for a good minute.

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📅︎ Jun 11 2014
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We don't even live in Russia

Friend: Picks up bread, retches in disgust and throws in trash Me: What just happened Friend: There was bare mold on that bread Me: That's why you don't let bears near your bread

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📅︎ Mar 05 2015
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Dadjoked in Diablo

I was playing Diablo 3 with a buddy of mine. I picked up a piece of vendor trash called "Baroque Grand Flail". I said "I thought Baroque was a type of music?" - my buddy said "Well if it's Baroque you might as well fix it". I could almost hear my Barbarian groan.

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👤︎ u/rikeus
📅︎ May 08 2014
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