I was very worried when they discovered Covid in ice cream and topping samples in China.

I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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My obese friend was proud as she heaped a pickle topping all over her hot dog...

She relished it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What did the burrito topping with a good workflow say?

I’m on a roll!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vs424reddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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There's a riot about cake toppings in London tomorrow

Police expect hundreds and thousands to show up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgugfjjfhif
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I only added a few toppings on my pizza

There wasn’t mushroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firstcruiser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I finally was chosen to picked toppings for the hot dogs!

I relished the opportunity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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My family was eating birthday cake, and one of the he toppings looked like striped bark, so my mom asked my dad, " Do you want a bark?"

And my dad replied, "Ruff!"

I liked it but everyone else groaned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendOfKhaos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?

A tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliedcola
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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A worrier’s pancake topping
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punsultant
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What's a dog's favorite pizza topping?

Pupperoni..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What's a Russian Emperor's favorite pizza topping?

Tsardines

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Why do we put toppings on toast?

Because it tastes butter that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sethinator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Pizzakial $25.17 - The grasp of the desirous man is beset on all sides of the obliquity of the crust and the toppings upon them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Target359
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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What's the most dishonorable pizza topping?

It is the pepperōnin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vundebar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2016
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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite Vietnamese soup topping?

Pho drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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What’s a dog’s favourite pizza topping?

Pupper-oni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DivinePrinterGod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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What is a ducks favourite topping?

Quackomole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chinbum
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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I snuck the topping onto my son's pancakes this morning.

I did it syrup-titiously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alficles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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While teaching a new server about pizza topping options

"...and of course you know why you have to bake jalapeΓ±o" "No why?" "Because it's a little chilly" "..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Getpucked
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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Hot Dog Toppings

I was telling my Dad about a new hot dog stand in town and how they would put nacho cheese, pepperoni's, French's onion rings, etc. He said "I like tulips on mine." Confused I said "Tulips? What the hell?" and he pointed to his mouth and said "These two lips right here."

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