Too Bad Puns

A list of puns related to "Too Bad"

What do you call a pasta that's not too bad but could be better if it was cooked a little longer?

purgatoni

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👤︎ u/tylerfulltilt
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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It's too bad about the guy that overreacted after falling into a lens-making machine.

He truly made a spectacle of himself.

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👤︎ u/dabiker68
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Did you hear about the human cannonball? Too bad he got fired!
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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It’s too bad Bruce Wayne’s real name wasn’t Bruce bates

Then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time

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👤︎ u/schiggy182
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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Too bad I don’t have an April fools joke

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

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👤︎ u/lordofcin_2
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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Too bad
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👤︎ u/Yamishta
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Too much laxative is bad for you

It causes high mud pressure.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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Too bad for the Colts

Looks like they’re out of Luck this season

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👤︎ u/Zkck0517
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Still not too bad
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👤︎ u/PhantomPhoenix350
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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Too bad OJ didn’t play for Denver. Could have been a double whammy here.
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👤︎ u/Gcarsk
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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Too bad that qb just retired from the Colts.

Guess they’re out of luck

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👤︎ u/King_Pinn
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Parallel lines, I heard they have a lot in common, too bad they never meet!
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👤︎ u/dorlarert
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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I too enjoy grammar jokes. Too bad we had to take it down.
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👤︎ u/QuantumBread
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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Julie Andrews will not endorse that popular vibrant shade of lipstick. She says it breaks too easily and gives her bad breath. Her official statement on this........

The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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My kid didn't want to make butter today I said too bad it's your churn.
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👤︎ u/myfirstacctwasbanned
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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Plumber came around after I blocked the toilet too bad. He left shortly after seeing the mess.

I hope he wasn’t too de-turd.

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👤︎ u/MSummahz
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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It's too bad there's no Q in timing
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👤︎ u/topdotter
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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It's too bad that the Spanish were the first Europeans to settle in what is now San Francisco.

It would have been an ideal location for the Quakers.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Feb 08 2018
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Some puns here do a good job at pushing the envelope. Too bad they'll always be stationery.
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👤︎ u/pirate_of_the_
📅︎ Jun 12 2016
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The invention of the alley really opened up new avenues. Too bad they were too narrow
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👤︎ u/pirate_of_the_
📅︎ Oct 25 2016
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Too bad what happened to the new telephone line repairman...

Poor guy got suspended on his first day.

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👤︎ u/Tribunal_Power
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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That's too bad...
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👤︎ u/XLeoInTheDarkX
📅︎ Nov 25 2016
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I ran out of wrapping paper this christmas and didn't know what to do. It's too bad I

couldn't wrap my head around it...

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👤︎ u/samthefireball
📅︎ Jan 15 2018
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Dadjoke snapchats happen too! (sorry for bad quality)
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👤︎ u/TheAvocado
📅︎ Nov 08 2013
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Too soon, bad taste, couldn't help myself (4th of July Dad Joke)

We're talking about that poor guy who passed on after accidentally lighting fireworks attached to his head on the 4th.

My wife: "I mean, what do you even say that guy's funeral?"

Me: "Well, at least he went out with a bang."

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👤︎ u/camram07
📅︎ Jul 13 2015
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My 16 yr old son loves muscle cars and luxury cars. He noticed a beautiful Lexus next to us at a light. I told him too bad Lexus doesn't make a muscle car.

They could call it Flexus.

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👤︎ u/iJohnny0
📅︎ Mar 31 2016
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My dad has been watching too much Breaking Bad

This morning he goes, "What's the word for the process of accounting for precious stones?

..........crystal math."

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👤︎ u/DeadAndLovelyNow
📅︎ Sep 24 2013
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This sub has way too many jokes that involve bad puns....

People who make bad puns should be pun-ished.

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👤︎ u/Alhalish
📅︎ May 31 2015
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This might be too corny/bad

As I walked by my wife, she said "I'm on facebook". I replied with "I'm on the stairs!"

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👤︎ u/sir_mrej
📅︎ Dec 06 2013
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