It's too bad covid didn't start in Las Vegas
Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
For anyone who doesn’t want to hear any pickle jokes on this sub: Too bad….
It's too bad most people have never tried doing archery while blindfolded.
They don't know what they're missing.
It's too bad that the local Balkan restaurant stopped having dine in.
It's really too bad they had to carve up Mount Rushmore like that
It's beauty used to be unpresidented!
Whenever we have too much bread and it’s about to go bad, I make French toast in the morning, which fixes the problem.
I call the meal “bread fixed”
I live in kind of a bad neighborhood, so I wasn't too surprised to hear a gunshot last night.
Police investigation determined it was fired from just a starter pistol.
The case was closed, but it was filed as race related.
I really like this dad joke calendar I got for Christmas - too bad it won’t last forever.
Did you hear about the human cannonball? Too bad he got fired!
My friend said that it is bad to keep shit in me too long
All i said was that i don't give a shit
It's too bad about the guy that overreacted after falling into a lens-making machine.
He truly made a spectacle of himself.
The Texas state Aquarium taught a crow to play connect four, too bad they didn't teach it Clue...
I bet it would murder the game.
Do you know how to tell someone tells too many bad jokes at a butcher shop?
Cuz even the beef gets corny
It’s too bad Bruce Wayne’s real name wasn’t Bruce bates
Then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time
I've had a chiropractor phobia extending from a childhood trauma. Wife finally convinced me to get my back checked out and treated. Wife afterwards: See, that wasn't too bad
Too bad for the Colts
Looks like they’re out of Luck this season
What do you call a pasta that's not too bad but could be better if it was cooked a little longer?
Too much laxative is bad for you
It causes high mud pressure.
Too bad OJ didn’t play for Denver. Could have been a double whammy here.
Some puns here do a good job at pushing the envelope. Too bad they'll always be stationery.
The invention of the alley really opened up new avenues. Too bad they were too narrow
Julie Andrews will not endorse that popular vibrant shade of lipstick. She says it breaks too easily and gives her bad breath. Her official statement on this........
The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.
Too bad that qb just retired from the Colts.
Guess they’re out of luck
It's too bad that the Spanish were the first Europeans to settle in what is now San Francisco.
It would have been an ideal location for the Quakers.
Parallel lines, I heard they have a lot in common, too bad they never meet!
It's too bad there's no Q in timing
Plumber came around after I blocked the toilet too bad. He left shortly after seeing the mess.
I hope he wasn’t too de-turd.
My kid didn't want to make butter today I said too bad it's your churn.
Dadjoke snapchats happen too! (sorry for bad quality)
Too bad what happened to the new telephone line repairman...
Poor guy got suspended on his first day.
I ran out of wrapping paper this christmas and didn't know what to do. It's too bad I
couldn't wrap my head around it...
Too soon, bad taste, couldn't help myself (4th of July Dad Joke)
We're talking about that poor guy who passed on after accidentally lighting fireworks attached to his head on the 4th.
My wife: "I mean, what do you even say that guy's funeral?"
Me: "Well, at least he went out with a bang."
My 16 yr old son loves muscle cars and luxury cars. He noticed a beautiful Lexus next to us at a light. I told him too bad Lexus doesn't make a muscle car.
They could call it Flexus.
My dad has been watching too much Breaking Bad
This morning he goes, "What's the word for the process of accounting for precious stones?
..........crystal math."
This might be too corny/bad
As I walked by my wife, she said "I'm on facebook". I replied with "I'm on the stairs!"
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