Toilet Training Puns

A list of puns related to "Toilet Training"

I am on the train and a light just came on saying the toilet is engaged.

Congratulations, toilet!

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👤︎ u/iwannaholdyour-ham
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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I told Mike Tyson about the hippo that's trained to use a toilet, but he seemed skeptical.

Keeps calling it a hippo potty myth

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👤︎ u/omnomnosaurus
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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I thought 30p for a train toilet was expensive.

I only needed one pee

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👤︎ u/POST_ME_SOME_DRUGS
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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An educated cat is a toilet-trained cat. Before that, they're ilitterate.
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👤︎ u/Gunnrhildr
📅︎ Feb 05 2018
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Son: At what age did I stop doing that?

I apologize in advance as this isn't exactly a joke, but whenever my son (23) asks me this question, I always answer with a wildly incorrect age. It is even better when his friends are around. I was curious if this counts as "Dad Joke behavior" and if anyone else does this or has a dad that does it.

Some examples

  1. When was I toilet trained- 12
  2. When did I stop sleeping with my ass in the air- 15
  3. When did I stop dropping my pants and underwear to my ankles to pee at a urinal- 14
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👤︎ u/Thegreatsnook
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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