I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My son kept dropping scrabble tiles.

I got angry,

'Calm down Dad, it's just a game' he said

Well, I replied

'It's all fun and games until somebody loses an 'I' '

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h8monster0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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After achieving universal peace, the Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business.

I Am Grout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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My mate tiled my roof for me.

When I asked him how much I owed him, he said, "Don't worry. It's on the house."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile.

And suddenly I’m the idiot....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My mom was working in the kitchen, and she accidentally broke some tiles

And my dad said, "I told you that method would be fewtile"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawt_SPICY
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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My kids have taken to playing indoor skirmish, throwing Scrabble tiles at each other.

Is all fun and games until someone loses an "i".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I got the roof tiles for free...

They’re on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I recently caught my dog eating my Scrabble tiles

I lost it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An_Imperfect_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I was playing Scrabble with Midge Ure from Ultravox

He had 4 tiles left but they meant nothing to me:

"O", "V", "N", "R".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthew2112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.

I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buggaboobooy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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My dad can't stop talking about getting granite tiles for our flooring

Probably because he has lost his marble(s).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floorballouis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Why can’t a tile walk very well?

He has square feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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How many PokΓ©mon does it take to tile a roof?

Depends how thinly you slice them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElZoof
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles...

Not looking forward to my next vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Have you guys seen the price of tiles these days?

I was floored when I found out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Most bathroom renovators have this problem when they get older

Erect Tile Dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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One day i found a ceiling tile

On the ground cry so i took it home and fed it and loved it as my child. When the tile moved out I was alone and asked myself "what do I do now my whole life was about raising the roof"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sherrerluck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Neutering an animal makes it infertile. Making its hide into carpet squares makes it fur tile.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moothane
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Did you hear that Vin Diesel is opening a tile supply store?

It's called "I Am Grout"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ch3000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I tripped over a floor tile at work today-

I got floored

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spathens
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_p
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I accidentally ate some scrabble tiles earlier...

I’m in for some vowel movement later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CARS0N_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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Yesterday I was confronted by a bunch of angry prostitutes.

It was a hoes-tile situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vinayak0072017
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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You wanna hear a joke about construction

Nevermind I'm still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Julius1506
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Only three more tiles to finish the bathroom.

That's almost floor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyBalm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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Two thieves stole all of the roof tiles from the village church...

It was a separation of church and slate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KZedUK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbarth09
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I’ve accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imnotarobot12764
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom might spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I ate Scrabble tiles for breakfast

The next trip to the bathroom is going to spell disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djSanta1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I ate some scrabble tiles.

I fear my next bathroom visit could spell DISASTER.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlaik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles…

…my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jusuchin85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile.

And suddenly I’m the idiot.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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My dog accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles today..

His next poop could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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My baby just swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

The next diaper change could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaltsTwoCents
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I ingested some scrabble tiles

My next bathroom trip could spell disaster!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditor6872
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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The kids next door are throwing scrabble tiles at each other.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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My dog just ate some Scrabble tiles.

His next poop could spell disaster.

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I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles..

My next poop could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreamincolr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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I ate some Scrabble tiles the other day.

I ate some Scrabble tiles the other day. My next shit could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteakBarker
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