Is it okay to compare a man getting “the snip” with a woman getting her tubes tied?
After all, there isn’t a vas deferens between the two ovum
I tried skipping rope. But I ended up being tied up.
That was knot my intention.
Name a bow that can’t be tied?
What do you call 2 guys tied up and stuck in a window?
I tied all my watches to my belt
....It was a waist of time
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
two exes were tied together by a string but it broke
guess there was too much tension between them
I once ate two pieces of string and an hour later they came out my ass tied together
A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.
The Warden said "he's a little condescending"
I once tied my dog’s stick to a balloon, he brought it back from several miles away...
I know, it sounds a bit far-fetched.
There couldn't be a tier list for knots because they would all be tied
Found this glove zip tied to the stop sign across from my house.
Son tied a fist toy to my fishing net
I dont get the punchline but he's smiling
Missouri has the most bordering states (8, tied with tennessee) out of any of the 50 United States of America. You know what they say, Missouri loves company.
Have I told you about the time I tied my shoelaces with just the power of my mind?
A comedian would do a set, each show, where he sprinted to either side of the stage with his mouth tied up.
I once tied myself to a tree to see what bondage feels like.
Turns out I was just a sad sap.
The metal hooks tied to my rope broke.
I'm having a hard time grappling with this.
My son tied his first tie today.
I looked at him and told him "Knot bad son."
I love how things just tied together.
My wife was naggy with me until I tied a towl round her neck like a cape.
What do you call a woman tied up to a jetty? ...
Tied all my spaghetti together last night when is was drunk.
Ended up skipping dinner.
Another term for hair that's tied up in a bun is
I tied a computer mouse to my fishing road and it resulted in a highly successful catch.
Apparently, the fish love click bait.
edit:- rod*
Someone accidentally made a pun, but it got someone's attention and they ended up getting tied up together...
It was a pun knot intended.
I tied two Disney DVDs with strings and placed it inside the freezer.
Did you know that if you eat 2 pieces of string when you take your next dump they will be tied together
Two snails were in a race, and they tied.
I guess you could call it a snailmate.
Robin Hood was finally captured and tied up.
The sheriff of Knottingham was the one who got him.
One year for my Mom's birthday, my Dad tied the presents he had gotten for her together, and stacked them. He then did this when bringing them outside to her.
imgur.com/mwwY4DT
Did you hear about that guy who took t-shirts and twisted them up and tied them with rubber bands, then dipped them into buckets filled with different colored liquids?
Two artists tied in a competition.
Boats are tied for the fastest thing in the universe.
They are always traveling at C.
my party trick is swallowing two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my arse tied together....
If I swallow two pieces of strings, they will come out the other end tied together
I tied all my watches to my belt
too bad it was a waist of time.
I tied all my watches onto my belt, but then I realized...
It was a waist of time...
I swallowed two strings and they came out tied together.
I once tied all my watches together to make a belt
Then I realized that it was a waist of time
I tied all my watches into a belt, it was a waist of time.
Yesterday I ate two, pieces of string and they came, out tied.
I swallowed two pieces of string, and later they came out tied together.
I once ate two strings, then when I pooped, they were tied together.
I once tied all my watches together to make a belt..
Then realized it was a waist of time..
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