My cousin posted two jokes on this sub, but the mods deleted both of them.

He is my cousin, twice [removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Got my wife

We have a new baby. It was bed time, and he woke up, and she was a little upset about it, he was tired and crabby.

I rubbed his head and kissed him thrice between the eyes, forcing a blink reflex, from which his eyes didn't open.

"I am the baby kiss-perer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omrsafetyo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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Every time I watch Sasuke/Ninja Warrior.

Whenever one of the competitors falls, I say "Ouch! I hope he hasn't done himself a ninjury!"

I'm not a dad, but I'm an uncle thrice over so I hope that counts.

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